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fandomhigh2018-04-09 12:08 pm
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2018-04-09 12:08 pm
Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday
There weren't any kids for the teachers, but that didn't make them any happier about this weirdness. Considering all they'd gotten on their doorstep was a big box of birth control and all.
"So, sorry for missing last week. We did not leave the bed." Gross and oversharing, Deadpool. "And apparently you all didn't get the safe sex memo. For shame."
"I see that I'm going to have to teach Sex Ed again," Vanessa said with a frown. "Anyway, what's on the agenda today? Something kid-friendly, I hope.". Seriously, she'd forgotten to check.
"Grilled cheese? Have we done grilled cheese?" he asked, thinking it over.
"I don't think so? Oh, well, if we have, this is your refresher course!" Vanessa declared. "And look, we happen to have all the stuff you need to make a grilled cheese sandwich! Because it's not as easy as just grilling cheese." Not that she had ever tried that while drunk or anything.
"I usually make mine with an ironing board," Deadpool added. You know, helpfully. "So make something. Feed those hungry kids who are still somehow here."
"You have your choice of cheeses and breads, and I guess you can add bacon or something," Vanessa said. "And look, we have cans of tomato soup too!" She didn't remember buying those. "Anyway, get to work. Your bad decisions won't feed themselves."
"So, sorry for missing last week. We did not leave the bed." Gross and oversharing, Deadpool. "And apparently you all didn't get the safe sex memo. For shame."
"I see that I'm going to have to teach Sex Ed again," Vanessa said with a frown. "Anyway, what's on the agenda today? Something kid-friendly, I hope.". Seriously, she'd forgotten to check.
"Grilled cheese? Have we done grilled cheese?" he asked, thinking it over.
"I don't think so? Oh, well, if we have, this is your refresher course!" Vanessa declared. "And look, we happen to have all the stuff you need to make a grilled cheese sandwich! Because it's not as easy as just grilling cheese." Not that she had ever tried that while drunk or anything.
"I usually make mine with an ironing board," Deadpool added. You know, helpfully. "So make something. Feed those hungry kids who are still somehow here."
"You have your choice of cheeses and breads, and I guess you can add bacon or something," Vanessa said. "And look, we have cans of tomato soup too!" She didn't remember buying those. "Anyway, get to work. Your bad decisions won't feed themselves."
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