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fandomhigh2018-04-05 07:00 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2018-04-05 07:00 am
Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday
Well, class was still on despite the allergies and 'excessive energy' going around.
Because the teachers weren't quitters. Also because they had nothing better to do. Unfortunately.
"So, this is weird," Magnus said. "And I think I liked the snow better?"
Cara answered him with a sneeze. That probably meant yes.
He offered her a tissue. "Soooo, let's work off some energy with fighting! We brought in some weapons. A lot of weapons. A shit ton of weapons."
Cara scowled, but took the tissue anyway. "Mostly staves, because sometimes you just need to beat somebody off."
"Oh my Pan! I figured out where this should take place!" Magnus said, rushing over to the control panel in order to make it look just like the jack-off tunnel in Wave Echo Cave. Complete with jelly monsters and fungi that shoot poison in the air when people talked above a whisper. "Perfect!"
A nearby mushroom spurted spores into the air.
"I'll take that constitution saving throw," he whispered amicably.
Cara was silent for several moments. Long, judgemental moments. Then she sneezed. Again. Loudly.
A mushroom by her spurted. Because noise.
"Go ahead and get started," Magnus whispered, just handing her the box of tissues.
Cara would be having a serious conversation with Magnus later about his kinks. "So get your hands on some wood. Quietly."
Because the teachers weren't quitters. Also because they had nothing better to do. Unfortunately.
"So, this is weird," Magnus said. "And I think I liked the snow better?"
Cara answered him with a sneeze. That probably meant yes.
He offered her a tissue. "Soooo, let's work off some energy with fighting! We brought in some weapons. A lot of weapons. A shit ton of weapons."
Cara scowled, but took the tissue anyway. "Mostly staves, because sometimes you just need to beat somebody off."
"Oh my Pan! I figured out where this should take place!" Magnus said, rushing over to the control panel in order to make it look just like the jack-off tunnel in Wave Echo Cave. Complete with jelly monsters and fungi that shoot poison in the air when people talked above a whisper. "Perfect!"
A nearby mushroom spurted spores into the air.
"I'll take that constitution saving throw," he whispered amicably.
Cara was silent for several moments. Long, judgemental moments. Then she sneezed. Again. Loudly.
A mushroom by her spurted. Because noise.
"Go ahead and get started," Magnus whispered, just handing her the box of tissues.
Cara would be having a serious conversation with Magnus later about his kinks. "So get your hands on some wood. Quietly."
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It didn't take her long. Jelly was her specialty, after all, and she was going to smack those jelly monsters until the floors of the cavern ran....uh...gelatinous with their...blood...equivalent.
Also, getting blasted by the 'shrooms for her battle cry of "And behold, as the creator becomes the destroyer!!" was so totally worth it.
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Because of course there was.
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Ahem hello I'm totally here just because of the reference to the Jizz Cave.
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I just wish the appropriate sounds effects of 'sploosh sploosh sploosh' could be done for each jelly.