fandomhigh | Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday

This week both teachers were there. Which did not, in any way, mean this would be more educational than any previous week.

"Today we've run out of ideas, so we're gonna help you all set up UberEats and GrubHub on your phones," Deadpool said. "Well, not so much help as let you do that. During class time."

"If you need help, we'll help you," Vanessa said. "But we'll also judge you. You're kids. Learn how to use an app."

"Unless you're not a kid. Then what the hell are you doing in this class? This is for kids, you pervert." Deadpool, no.

"I guess they might be like a thousand years old but a kid by the standards of their species," Vanessa allowed. "But then you're still a kid. Or you're a vampire who keeps going to high school over and over, which is sad and creepy and I probably agree with Wade in that case. Anyway, apps. Open your phone or phonelike device, search for the name of the app, go from there. Questions?"

"No?" Deadpool said, not giving any time for a question to be asked. "Great! Get your phone's out and install those apps!"