Friendship and Stabbing: an Adventurer's Guide, Thursday

[magnusrushesin]

Today, the danger shop was done up to look like a beautiful, flower filled meadow. But not a real one because Cara might literally stab someone if that was the case.

"I'm not sure I like this holiday thing," Magnus said. "Can't there be a platonic version of it?"

"Would it still involve flowers?" Fake flowers or no, Cara was still not a happy camper.

"It... could? I mean, flowers can be a nice gift for friends," Magnus replied thoughtfully. Like they totally didn't have a class listening to them.

"Not always." Guess who had a minor pollen allergy, kids?

Well, guess who was going to have to toss out his friendship flowers? That's right, it was Magnus.

Magnus scuffed his foot against the ground, looking down. "I guess. Can we just shoot arrows at the creepy fat, wing guy?"

"That seems like an excellent idea."

Was anyone surprised that the post-Valentine's class involved trying to murder Cupid? At all? If they were, they were totally in the wrong class. Just putting that out there.

Magnus clapped his hands together, looking much more cheerful. "So, let's kill us some fat wing guys! Are you all with us?"

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[magnusrushesin]

Rooooolllll... for initiative. And, in honor of the holiday, you can use your charisma modifier.

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Yang Xiao Long, 18

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[somethingwithturquoise]

Summer Smith, 10

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[onefootoutthedoor]

Peebee, 23 mwahahahahaaaaaaaa

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Aloy, 13

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Ahsoka Tano, 15

Murder Cupid

[magnusrushesin]

There were several fat baby men with wings fluttering around the meadow. One of which might have looked just like a certain Skywalker.

So. Enjoy that.

Re: Murder Cupid

[somethingwithturquoise]

This was so cruel and mean and terrible...and Summer loved it. It wasn't like they were real or anything.

Right?

Either way, it was kind of a bummer that, due to her unfamiliarity with a bow, it was much easier for Summer to shoot without her awesome helm on, but she didn't do too bad of a job. Definitely not something to make a career out of, but she wasn't about to poke her own eye out, either.

Re: Murder Cupid

[onefootoutthedoor]

Yeah, Peebee was going to be the one gleefully, biotically yanking Cupids around and dangling them in the air by their ankles. Occasionally she'd fling them into walls or into each other, but mostly she was leaving them up there as easy targets for everyone else. See, she could be a team player! (THE HORROR.)

Talk to the Teachers

[magnusrushesin]

One Of which had to switch put his Pal-entine's day gift for non-flowers.

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[wrongkindofsith]

Hint, it wasn't Cara when she eventually rocked up.

OOC

[magnusrushesin]

I bought myself a tiny cheesecake. It was adorable.