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fandomhigh2018-01-29 09:02 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2018-01-29 09:02 am
Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday
There were about three giant bags of Taco Bell at the front of the class today. So, clearly the lesson was on making pancakes! Mmmm. Pancakes.
"I'd go for a pancake," Deadpool agreed with the narrative, tilting his head as he thought it over. "But we have these meat paste and cheese tubes. Can we do pancakes next time, babe?"
"We sort of did pancakes in week one," Vanessa pointed out. "But we can do pancakes again! There are no rules. We're not being held to any type of educational standards here. Anyway, this week we have Taco Bell." Which was not cooking, but see above re: educational standards. Maybe they would find a way to make it into cooking! But probably not.
"Which you can buy a shit-ton of," he added, lifting one of the massive bags. "So, you should figure out how to do something with it so you don't get sick of it. Or are on mind-altering substances and have a hankering for a different thing, but all you have is Taco Bell."
"Also, apparently Taco Bell is a good choice if you're vegan?" Vanessa said. "Probably because their meat doesn't legally count as meat. Anyway! Here's the food. Do something with it. I don't know. Do you know?" she asked Wade.
Deadpool shrugged at that. "Maybe cut up a taco and put it in a salad?"
That was healthy, right?
"So that's your assignment!" Vanessa said. "Do something creative with this stuff from Taco Bell. And then you have to eat it, no matter what you did to it." Might God have mercy on your souls.
"I'd go for a pancake," Deadpool agreed with the narrative, tilting his head as he thought it over. "But we have these meat paste and cheese tubes. Can we do pancakes next time, babe?"
"We sort of did pancakes in week one," Vanessa pointed out. "But we can do pancakes again! There are no rules. We're not being held to any type of educational standards here. Anyway, this week we have Taco Bell." Which was not cooking, but see above re: educational standards. Maybe they would find a way to make it into cooking! But probably not.
"Which you can buy a shit-ton of," he added, lifting one of the massive bags. "So, you should figure out how to do something with it so you don't get sick of it. Or are on mind-altering substances and have a hankering for a different thing, but all you have is Taco Bell."
"Also, apparently Taco Bell is a good choice if you're vegan?" Vanessa said. "Probably because their meat doesn't legally count as meat. Anyway! Here's the food. Do something with it. I don't know. Do you know?" she asked Wade.
Deadpool shrugged at that. "Maybe cut up a taco and put it in a salad?"
That was healthy, right?
"So that's your assignment!" Vanessa said. "Do something creative with this stuff from Taco Bell. And then you have to eat it, no matter what you did to it." Might God have mercy on your souls.
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