Cooking for the Disinterested, Monday

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There was a pile of instant ramen packets waiting at the front of the class. It was possibly taken straight from the teacher's kitchen. But, look, you picked this class for a reason, kids. Learn to live with it.

"Sometimes you're broke on top of being lazy," Deadpool said. "Which happens because life blows and shit happens. But these suckers you can get for ten cents each and if the salt doesn't kill you, you're golden."

"But they're not really nutritionally sound unless you run on salt and carbs. Some of us do. So you're going to have to spend some more money on other stuff to go in it! Stuff like... an egg! Or maybe some vegetables if you feel really fancy!"

Deadpool shrugged like it made no difference to him. "So, we got those things. And you get to make ramen something that won't give you rickets."

"Go to work," Vanessa said. "Try to make something that makes sense as a dish. Or not, who really cares, so long as you get fed."

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Like you needed someone to tell you how to make ramen.

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It's ramen!

Cook Your Ramen

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Get fancy with it.

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It turned out that Paris had absolutely no idea how to make a sunny-side up egg.

"Fine, it's scrambled," she groused after the third straight disaster.

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Khadgar skipped the egg, not entirely sure what would happen if he didn’t cook it right, and filled his ramen with veggies instead. Some of them were still a little crunchy when he was done, but most of them had managed to cook in the broth.

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Kaylin had never heard of, much less cooked ramen before. She watched the others and finally threw the noodles, in a giant block, into the water, threw in some of the random veggies lying around and took it off the heat when everyone else did. She added the flavor packet and, well, it was edible mostly.

She pretty much just picked the veggies back out.

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It's been a morning.