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fandomhigh2018-01-15 08:42 am
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Cooking for the Disinterested - Monday
"Some people might argue that making sandwiches doesn't qualify as 'cooking' technically. Those people are sticks in the mud and have clearly never heard of a grilled cheese. Grilling is cooking! Although you don't make grilled cheese on a grill so that's a little weird, now that I think about it." Vanessa was getting distracted. "Anyway! Sandwiches."
"Griddled cheese is more like it." Deadpool said, holding up a hand for a highfive from Vanessa. "You can make anything into a grilled cheese and you can put anything you want on a sandwich. Maybe more Flaming Hot Cheetos..."
He had a problem, okay?
"I'm going to have to hide the Flaming Hot Cheetos from you, aren't I? There are other ingredients!" Vanessa told the students. "But you can put Flaming Hot Cheetos on your sandwich if you want. For crunch or whatever. We don't judge." Obviously.
Except for how they did. They did judge a lot.
They were like an extra pop of flavor! For shame, what would Guy Fieri say, Vanessa?
"We got bread and what I think is the collective food product of a small bodega or gas station to put between those two slices of sweet, sweet carbohydrates. My personal favorite involves canned cheese and Slim Jims," he said like he was sharing a trade secret.
"Or there's always peanut butter and--we forgot jelly. Peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth's?" Vanessa suggested. Hey, she'd eat it. "It's up to you. The sky is the limit."
"Griddled cheese is more like it." Deadpool said, holding up a hand for a highfive from Vanessa. "You can make anything into a grilled cheese and you can put anything you want on a sandwich. Maybe more Flaming Hot Cheetos..."
He had a problem, okay?
"I'm going to have to hide the Flaming Hot Cheetos from you, aren't I? There are other ingredients!" Vanessa told the students. "But you can put Flaming Hot Cheetos on your sandwich if you want. For crunch or whatever. We don't judge." Obviously.
Except for how they did. They did judge a lot.
They were like an extra pop of flavor! For shame, what would Guy Fieri say, Vanessa?
"We got bread and what I think is the collective food product of a small bodega or gas station to put between those two slices of sweet, sweet carbohydrates. My personal favorite involves canned cheese and Slim Jims," he said like he was sharing a trade secret.
"Or there's always peanut butter and--we forgot jelly. Peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth's?" Vanessa suggested. Hey, she'd eat it. "It's up to you. The sky is the limit."
Re: Make a Sandwich
Dante was all about that sweet comfort food.