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Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 20, Period 1, 03.23.06

[OOC: Feel like crap this morning. You're on your own. Anakin, I'll figure out makeup work later on. Class Info Post.]

Tbe Tick was sitting at his desk when the students walked in. "Good morning, students! Please use today to work on your projects a bit more. You still have next week to work on them, but that will have to take place outside of class for the most part. Have fun!"

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Cameron smurfs on a chair and smurfs for Archie.

Archie smurfs his way into the classroom in a very smurfy mood and sits down, all smurfed up and ready to smurf.

"Yo," smurfs Cameron. "Ready to smurf?"

"Smurf away," replies Archie in a most smurfy fashion. "Have you smurfed up any smurfy new ideas?"

"There's one," Cameron nods and smurfs at the tapes they have of smurf village. "We were saying that uniforms make people feel smurf, right? That it gives them a sense of smurfiness?"

"Absosmurfinglutely," agrees Archie. "In some cases, like this one, they might be crucial to reinforcing a community's sense of smurfiness and their role in the smurf system."

"Exasosmurfinglutely," Cameron smurfs. "They don't even have a smurfy police. My smurfy idea is that the smurfs don't need a smurfy police because everyone feels very smurf already thanks to their smurfy outfits."

"So you smurf that for them, the smurf makes the smurf, instead of the other way around?"

"That's smurf," Cameron nods. "So my theory is that if we give one smurf a smurfy shirt to set him apart from the other smurfs, that there will be smurf and the smurfs will start to smurf until Papa Smurf needs to bring in the Smurfy Police to bring back smurfy Justice. What do you smurf?"

"You may be smurf to something." Archie, who did some research on Smurfs yesterday, nods back. "If one Smurf decides to smurf himself apart from the Smurf collective, chaos, mayhem, and smurfiness might ensue. Unless it's Smurfette or Sassette, because apparently they're held to a different smurf standard."

He pauses. "Will the smurfy shirt have smurfy buttons?"

"It wouldn't be the same without smurfy buttons!" Cameron says enthusiastically. "I smurf that the Smurf collective allows certain smurfy distinctions as long as they're very much smurfed to the personality traits of the particular smurf. Smurfette being a female makes it smurfable. The smurfy shirt with smurfy buttons would be a smurf too far as it is not so much about their smurfy personality as it is an act of smurfiness."

"Would the other Smurfs react smurfily to someone stepping out of smurf that way, do you think?" wonders Archie. "Maybe they would form a smurf mob and smurf him out of town on a smurf."

"That's one smurf," Cameron considers it. "It might be that one smurfy act will make other smurfs smurf which will lead to more choas that goes against smurfiness. It might be the smurf that smurfs the smurf."

"Thereby smurfing the balance of smurfiness." Archie ~~smurfs a few smurfs in his smurfbook~~ jots down a few notes. "So we've smurfed that the smurf of the Smurfs might smurfily smurf on the smurfus quo, and any smurfing outside those smurfs would smurf the entire smurf out of smurf."

"Smurf." It takes a moment before he manages to translate that one. "So for the smurf, we'll run a smurfulation in Danger Smurf of Smurf Village and we'll smurf in the smurf with a smurfy shirt and smurfy buttons. We put the smurfulation into smurf and see how the smurfs smurf and how long it will smurf before smurf sets in. That sound smurf?"

It's a good thing this is in smurf, because in actual English it might not make sense to Archie. "I think that smurfs all the smurfs we wanted to smurf in smurfy order."

"You're very smurf. We're probably smurf here unless you had something else to smurf?" Cameron might actually be stuck in smurf mode right now.

Archie ~~smurfs~~ shrugs. "I'm all smurfed out. But I smurf we have a very smurfy smurf here. This should all smurf smurfily."

"Cool, that's smurfed than." Cameron smiled.

"And we have a smurf that I feel smurfily smurfy about."

"Me smurf," Cameron says and then considers the napping girl in folder hat across the room. "I don't smurf if you smurf, but it's Smurfette's Smurfday and there's a smurf in the smurfy common room at 19:30 if you're smurf to it. I don't know if smurfs are smurf with you and Smurfette, but she might smurf it if you smurfed"

Archie also considers this. He's not, however, stopping to consider the very frightening fact that this all makes perfect sense right now dear God in heaven. "That sounds smurfable," he agrees. "I'll make smurf to smurf there. Is there anysmurf you smurf me to smurf?"

"Nah, everysmurf's smurf. Rory Smurfette got it all smurfed out. I just need to smurf the smurfy smurf. Just smurf yourself!" Yep, definitely stuck in smurfs.

They might both be smurfing for the rest of their smurfing lives at this rate. "That's smurfy enough."

"Smurfy," Cameron bounces a bit in his seat. "I'll smurf you then."

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Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 20, Period 1, 03.23.06

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