http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-23 06:44 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 20, Period 1, 03.23.06

[OOC: Feel like crap this morning. You're on your own. Anakin, I'll figure out makeup work later on. Class Info Post.]

Tbe Tick was sitting at his desk when the students walked in. "Good morning, students! Please use today to work on your projects a bit more. You still have next week to work on them, but that will have to take place outside of class for the most part. Have fun!"

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

The halogen bulb of Justice illuminates even the darkness of Society's shady nooks and crannys!

EC

I have big needles and I'm not afraid to use them!

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Justice is like a light bulb because it illuminates flaws.

EC

Do I have to have a battle cry? I don't like words. Can't I just wave a flag or something?

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: do i get a prize? :P]

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: is it a glittery flag? ;) ]

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: it's a glittery OT3 flag]

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Justice is a light bulb that really hurts your fingers of evil-fighting if you try to change it while the light of righteousness has been shining for a while, but luckily if you unscrew it fast enough nobody can see you wince and tell you they told you so.

Battle Cry

This is my pit bull. This is my taser. Which one do you want meeting your crotch first?

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[bwah! omgiloveyou!]

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: You can't say it's not effective!]
can_be_more: (Default)

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-03-23 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Justice is like a light bulb, a shining example of which to follow? I am bad at these.

EC:

"I talk to my purse!"
fates_jaye: (Default)

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-03-23 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor

Justice is a light bulb, lighting the way and keeping things nice and safe, and also zapping those evildoing bugs who try to take it on. Woot.

EC:

She doesn't need one, for she is skeery.

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor:

Justice is a lightbulb: when it burns out it leads to darkness, chaos and pain.

EC:

It would've been easier if you'd just agreed with me. *thunk*

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[*dies* God, wish mine were half as good!]

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Metaphor:

Justice is like a light bulb in that some people, like me, may not understand how it works or what it does, but nevertheless it can fill the room of society with the safe, bright, non-smelly light of order.

Extra Credit:

Yo!

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone has to install their own lightbulbs of Justice to illuminate the dark corners of their homes. If you spend more money and upgrade the system, your home stays bright, but if you go for those cheap 60-watts, the shadows close in.

Extra Credit:
The Force allows me to float glitter to the ceiling. Don't force me to do same to your head.

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-03-24 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Metaphor:

The filament of Right is fragile, but runs a direct current. If the glass bulb of Society does not create the vacuum of Justice, the filament is useless, and the bulb stays dark. If it is broken, you run the risk of electrocution.

EC:
It's buttery buttering time!

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-03-24 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
The light bulb of justice is shiny and it's light is a deterrent to those who want to steal. Or something.

EC:
I'm rich. I don't need a freakin' battlecry.

Re: Turn Stuff In [Class 20]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-03-24 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Justice is the light bulb that smurfs the smurfs where no other smurf can smurf!

EC: Asmurf! Smurf the smurf of my smurfy hair!