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likethegun ([personal profile] likethegun) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-12-08 11:31 am
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Sex Ed, Friday, First Period

Sam was absolutely rocking his Santa hat this morning, because he knew he could have woken up facing something worse than a festive accessory. As the students arrived, he handed each of them a mechanical toy baby from a basket on the desk and tried not to look too amused.

"So, let's say you don't listen to the lessons of this class, or you end up in a relationship, or some other option occurs and you bring a child into this world. Or, let's say you're just a really awesome aunt or uncle to your friends, and you sometimes get called on to watch their baby so they can have a little rest or some time to themselves. No matter what your situation ends up being, it's important to know the basics of taking care of a child. If nothing else, learning what kinds of needs babies have may help you decide you don't want to have kids at all."

Sam held up one of the toys, gently showing it off. "I'm going to be nice and have you just look after these guys for the class today, instead of making you take them and disrupt your whole week. They're going to need to be fed, and probably have a diaper change. I know they don't look entirely real but... just go with it, okay?"

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