Sidon was feeling quite glad that the chupacabra wasn't a fish-sucker, or else he'd be in some real trouble! He'd like to think that he'd give the little spiny scaled dog a run for its money!

"I must say," Sidon, who happily helped himself to some jerky, beamed down at the creature as he nibbled, "this is quite possibly the finest jerky I have every tasted! Absolutely fantastic! Well done, my goat-sucking friend! Thank you for sharing it with us!"

True, it was the only jerky he'd ever had, but the chupacabra didn't need to know that fact.