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US Government (Wednesday, March 22, 4th period)
Josh was back at his desk, feet propped up like he'd never left.
"So, where were we?" he asked, smiling. "Congress, I think."
He popped an instructional video into the VCR.
"So, that's how a bill supposedly becomes law." He laughed. "Generally, there's less singing."
He pointed to what he had written on the board. "So, to summarize. You, as a Congressman write up a bill--well, technically, you tell a staffer to do it and they call the legislative affairs office who'll write it up for you--, then it gets kicked to committee. The committee votes on it and if they think it's good, it goes onto the floor calendar for debate. Then the entire House or Senate'll vote on it and the bill goes over to the other legislative body for the entire thing to happen again. Realistically, if it's a bill that has 'legs'--a chance to pass, not actually appendages--there will be a Senate and a House version going through the committee process at roughly the same time. The differences between the two versions will be worked out in a conference committee--members from both the House and Senate screaming at each other over pizza, and that final version goes back to the respective floors for passage. If they pass then--and once you've gone through a conference committee, passage is pretty much assured--it goes up to the White House to be signed or vetoed."
He grinned. "On Friday, we'll talk about how the process actually works."
He sat back down. "So what'd I miss while I was gone trying to negotiate world peace?" He paused. "Which didn't work, just in case you were wondering."
"So, where were we?" he asked, smiling. "Congress, I think."
He popped an instructional video into the VCR.
"So, that's how a bill supposedly becomes law." He laughed. "Generally, there's less singing."
He pointed to what he had written on the board. "So, to summarize. You, as a Congressman write up a bill--well, technically, you tell a staffer to do it and they call the legislative affairs office who'll write it up for you--, then it gets kicked to committee. The committee votes on it and if they think it's good, it goes onto the floor calendar for debate. Then the entire House or Senate'll vote on it and the bill goes over to the other legislative body for the entire thing to happen again. Realistically, if it's a bill that has 'legs'--a chance to pass, not actually appendages--there will be a Senate and a House version going through the committee process at roughly the same time. The differences between the two versions will be worked out in a conference committee--members from both the House and Senate screaming at each other over pizza, and that final version goes back to the respective floors for passage. If they pass then--and once you've gone through a conference committee, passage is pretty much assured--it goes up to the White House to be signed or vetoed."
He grinned. "On Friday, we'll talk about how the process actually works."
He sat back down. "So what'd I miss while I was gone trying to negotiate world peace?" He paused. "Which didn't work, just in case you were wondering."

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And he doodled.
And made paper airplanes.
All at the same time.
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Not to sound dumb, but did you always have six arms? - A.
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Only since Friday. I'm trying something different with myself. What do you think, is it too much?
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I would have started with four and worked my way up.
Does it hurt, or anything?
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I'll remember that next time.
It did when they first grew in. Now it's just REALLY FREAKING WEIRD.
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Do you know how you're going to get them to come off?
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Sorry, she wrote. Then she realized that was perhaps not sufficiently encouraging and added, But good luck!
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Thanks.
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"Are you related to that fashion teacher from last term somehow? He had three arms and two heads."
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Not as far as I know.
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"Are you planning on growing another head? Because that would be cool."
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No. No more growing new stuff for me.
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She wasn't also thinking of how useful that would be in the lab. Really.
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Talked to Janet. She has a big notebook filled with stuff about genetics. Teenagers shouldn't have that. I think she's insane and I'm not trusting her with my DNA. She might clone me. Clones bad.
Yes, I want to get rid of them.
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I know she's your friend, but I have reasons to be twitchy about that kind of stuff. And she makes me nervous.
He thought back to that notebook. Seriously, when does a teenager even have time to compile that stuff?
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