http://imanaturalblond.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-22 02:19 pm

Journalistic Integrity (Wednesday, March 22 - 6th period)

Rita smiled.

"Pop quiz, of a sort," she said. "I'd like you to respond verbally to several different scenarios - these are actual questions that many journalists are asked before they're hired. There are no right answers, per se."

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa signed in.

Re: Scenario 1

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"They kin be hearin' the story jes like everyone else," Barbossa said. "Get me story first, then they kin find the arsonist on thar own. It be not me job t' do theirs fer them."

Re: Scenario 2

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa scratched at his nose. "I be thinkin' it be paraphrasin'. He snickered. "Besides, if they be too afraid t' put thar name next t' what they be sayin', I be not seein' them havin' the guts t' complain about bein' ripped off."

Re: Scenario 3

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely," Barbossa said. "That be news. Screw the advertisers."

Re: Scenario 4

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa grinned. Because, well, pirates aren't exactly known for their merciful behavior. "Under all circumstances," he said.

Re: Scenario 5

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure," Barbossa said. "Get money from where ever ye can, that be me motto."

Re: Scenario 6

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be thinkin' the guarantee be more like guidelines, meself," Barbossa said. "And if they be not holdin' up t' their end o' the accord, I be seein' no reason why I should be held t' me word either."

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa grinned back. "I had t' see a man about a boat, ye see," he said. "Gettin' back t' me roots, as it were."

He pulled a hugely tacky gold necklace from his seabag. "I be bringin' ye a bribe gift t' apologize fer bein' gone. I were off doin' a bit o' art reclamation, as it were. Redistribution, ye see. The Spanish be not needin' t' have all the treasures o' South America, I be thinkin'."

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Kara signs in.

Re: Scenario 1

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"To get the story and to hell with the police," says Kara.

Re: Scenario 2

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Probably."

Re: Scenario 3

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes," Kara replies. "If no one wrote anything because they were worried about losing readers or advertisers, nothing interesting would get printed."

Re: Scenario 4

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Kara laughs. "Always."

Re: Scenario 5

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Screw ethical, everyone's gotta eat, you know?"

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