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imafuturist ([personal profile] imafuturist) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-10-27 10:17 am

Civics, Friday, October 27, 2017

There was a little bowl of candy in the classroom as a nod to the upcoming holiday. Also because candy was amazing.

"Today we'll be discussing gerrymandering," Tony said. "Gerrymandering is when one political party redraws the voting districts in their favor in order to win where they normally would not."

Steve nodded earnestly. "You can tell a district has been gerrymandered--or 'microdistricted', the new version--because the lines are ridiculous, often skirting around neighborhoods or even individual houses in order to win an election. It's why it's so difficult to get a member of the House of Representatives fired: people might be moderate, but the districts have been drawn to cater to the most extreme elements of each party."

"The name comes from a political cartoon drawn in reference to the election of a governor in the 1800s. Where the district was redrawn to the point where it looked like a lizard or a salamander. The governor was named Gerry," Tony said. "So, gerrymander. Basically this method of voter disenfranchisement has been in place for as long as the system has been around."

And who didn't love a good portmanteau?

"You can either crack or pack a district," Steve said. "Cracking it means dividing it up to dilute a electorate's effect. Packing means shoving all of one's party into a small district and then taking the rest. It's why you can end up with a state that votes Democrat in Presidential elections and has 23 Republican Congressmembers."

"The process is so common that the race for the state governor can make or break a party since the people in charge draw the boundaries for the next election, Tony said. "Which is why every single election is important in the long run."

"Today we're giving you maps and population counts for a few states with a manageable number of districts," Steve said. "So not California, Texas, or Florida. Your job is to draw out districts in a way that doesn't look like a salamander, okay?"

"Oh, and take a piece of candy!" Tony added. "Or we'll just end up eating it ourselves."
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Peridot wasn't sure what a salamander was, but she was doing a pretty good job of making things as sensibly shaped as possible, dissecting California into little relatively square-shaped chunks according to population density.

Voting still kind of confused her, but she figured that as the princess of the Junior class, she could make things as geometrically and mathematically satisfying as she pleased. She had that power now.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] revengenotebook 2017-10-28 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Paris was redrawing Connecticut. "This is hard because most of the people in the state live in Hartford, and the ones who live up north are totally weirdos," Paris confided.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-28 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Weird?" Peridot blinked over at Paris at that. "Weird how?"

In her experience, most humans were pretty weird already.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] revengenotebook 2017-10-28 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
"They have corn festivals and knit-a-thons," Paris said judgmentally. "And too many antique stores."
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-28 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Peridot's head was now tilting sideways somewhat, to go with that blink.

"What's a corn?"
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] revengenotebook 2017-10-28 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a not-particularly-impressive vegetable," Paris said.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-28 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"And... humans there celebrate it?"

That was... admittedly very human, Peridot supposed.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] revengenotebook 2017-10-28 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Paris said dryly. "See? Weirdos."
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-28 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"No kidding," Peridot muttered, shaking her head and looking down at Paris' map. "I suppose it makes sense to them, at least?"

She hoped, anyway.

"I don't know if I'll ever understand your species," she sighed.

Give her a few months back at the barn in her reality, and she'd be growing corn and talking to pumpkins like a pro.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] revengenotebook 2017-10-28 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, we're totally normal in Hartford," Paris assured her.

Eh. Maybe.
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Re: Draw District Boundaries

[personal profile] era_two_triangle 2017-10-28 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Peridot hedged, "I don't think I've found a human yet who still strikes me as normal by Gem standards, though."

You were all crazy, Paris. All of you.