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fandomhigh2017-10-26 05:58 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2017-10-26 05:58 am
The Island Hates You (Yes, You), Thursday Period 2
The danger shop today was done up like a slumber party. Now, you might be thinking 'oh god what are they doing to us now?' but you'd be paranoid if you thought that. And they liked paranoid, so keep on keepin' on.
"Today we're going to discuss the importance of staying healthy. Most people don't have a good healer around to fix them up. Myself included." Magnus would literally never stop ragging on Merle. Never. "So, resting up is just as important as training."
"Even the smartest person can fall prey to stupid mistakes when tired," Cara added, neglecting to mention the context in which she'd learned this, because no one needed to know that.
Magnus nodded in agreement with that. "So, we're gonna take a short rest and everyone is going to recover some health!" Consult your Player's Handbook for for which dice to use for your level and class.
"Now out in the real world, it's a good idea to set up a watch so you don't get ambushed," Cara said. "But you don't need to worry about that today." Because they were nice. Also lazy. Also that reassurance should have left them paranoid enough without them doing anything.
"We even got some hot cocoa!" Magnus said. "That neither of us made. It's from Starbucks."
Wow, that was all so nice. And completely unlike all the classes before now.
Clearly there was nothing they needed to worry about.
"Today we're going to discuss the importance of staying healthy. Most people don't have a good healer around to fix them up. Myself included." Magnus would literally never stop ragging on Merle. Never. "So, resting up is just as important as training."
"Even the smartest person can fall prey to stupid mistakes when tired," Cara added, neglecting to mention the context in which she'd learned this, because no one needed to know that.
Magnus nodded in agreement with that. "So, we're gonna take a short rest and everyone is going to recover some health!" Consult your Player's Handbook for for which dice to use for your level and class.
"Now out in the real world, it's a good idea to set up a watch so you don't get ambushed," Cara said. "But you don't need to worry about that today." Because they were nice. Also lazy. Also that reassurance should have left them paranoid enough without them doing anything.
"We even got some hot cocoa!" Magnus said. "That neither of us made. It's from Starbucks."
Wow, that was all so nice. And completely unlike all the classes before now.
Clearly there was nothing they needed to worry about.
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You know what? Make a wisdom saving throw instead.
Nap-nap time
Talk to the Teachers
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Pretty accurate, all things considered.Re: Nap-nap time
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She's only got a +1 on wisdom saves poor thingRe: Nap-nap time
She wasn't however, stupid
just ridiculously impulsive oh my god Yang learn how to count to five before you make decisions. She was going to let other people drink the coco first, thanks, just in case they did make it and it tasted terrible.Otherwise? Yang was going to build a little blanket-and-pillow fort and take a nap, thanks. Sure, someone could try and jump her or start a pillow fight or whatever, but it'd just end badly for them.
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