fandomhigh | Civics, Friday, September 29, 2017

Civics, Friday, September 29, 2017

Today, there was 'Quiz Day' written on the board in an attempt to make things nice and normal for any visitors. And they even had a normal class subject!

"So, this weekend some of you might have people stopping by to see how you're doing here," Tony said, not at all looking concerned about this. Nope.

Steve looked earnestly excited about the possibility, though. Poor, naive Steve. "This way we have some concrete answers to give your guardians, family members or arch-nemeses from a parallel dimension when they ask about your schoolwork."

See? They did this for you! So sweet!

"You can work together for answers," Tony added quickly. "So don't get too worried."

Because pop quizzes did include anxiety. Always.

"We just want to see where you are so far this semester," Steve said, "and what kind of knowledge you might already have on subjects we'll get to later."

Tony nodded along with that encouragingly. "And then you'll get to go enjoy the mixer Student Council planned for you."

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Ready for guests?

Summer Smith

Paris Geller

Peridot

1. Name the first ten amendments to the Consitution.

2. How many members of Congress are there?

3. If you could have ten minutes in a room with the current President, what would you focus on teaching him? ~~No, you can't just smack him repeatedly.~~

4. How long does it take to become an American citizen?

5. Which was the best Schoolhouse Rock cartoon? Show your work.

Oh, cool. A quiz on a class that she'd technically only been in for two weeks, today included. Good thing Summer would have probably phoned it in anyway, regardless of how much of her attendance was actually her and how much was a robot.

She at least got a few of the first one right. Totally wrong on the second one. Third one involved the proper application of self tanner because seriously. The fourth question got something to the tune of it depending on the person's situation, and the last one was Conjunction Junction, because now it was going to be stuck in their heads. Ha.

At least if they were using this to show her parents how she was doing in school, they would be utterly unsurprised.

1. Paris not only wrote the amendments, she wrote major court cases featuring each of them.

2. Paris knew this answer as well, then ranked the leadership in terms of uselessness.

3. WHAT HE JOB IS. She then elaborated at length. Many, many, many pages.

4. Thanks to her time with her Portuguese nanny, Paris also knew the answer to this, as well as how ridiculously expensive the process could be. More pages for the teachers.

5. She concluded with a treatise on Suffering 'Til Sufferage.