fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Friday, First Period

As the students filed in, the observant ones might have noticed a thin scratch along the side of Sam's neck, but he was trying to keep it out of their sight.

"I'm sorry about not being here last week, I had a sudden family thing come up." Meaning a wendigo Dean couldn't manage to kill himself. "Speaking of family things, if anyone has relatives or friends visiting this weekend, and you have particular things you'd like me to say - or not say - if I meet them, just let me know. I'm very convincing, I promise."

With that, Sam handed out a ~~quasi-NSFW~~ pair of handouts to each student, and managed to look casual about it. "One thing I've heard about other classes like this at other kinds of schools is that the students are usually segregated by gender and only learn about their own bodies. That seems kind of childish to me, and also unhelpful, even if you're not planning on being involved with someone of the opposite sex. So, I thought I'd give you a chance to look over this information, and then give you an opportunity to ask each other questions, if there's anything you're really curious about."

He had a feeling this was going to end with him looking embarrassed, but he could still hope to be wrong.

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Feeling informed!

Or just poke through the handouts and ignore Sam, it's all good.

Oh god oh god oh god.

Ladies first!

This will surely end well!

Before or after class.

How is it almost October?!

Summer Smith

Yang Xiao Long

Ahsoka Tano

This has the potential to be very interesting or very disastrous. And Summer was actually mildly invested in finding out which it was.

Paris Geller

"There's no part of the penis that's detachable, right?" Paris asked. "Because I want to know why boys are obsessed with checking it."

Sorry, Sam.

Sam had to bite his lip for a moment to keep a straight face. "Sometimes it's more... adjusting than checking. If things have gotten uncomfortable."

Paris still looked unconvinced. "How uncomfortable can it get?" she demanded. "And is this related to why they think they need a seat and a half to stretch out in on public transportation? I took the subway once in New York and it was a horror show."

“Those things are generally related, yeah,” Sam said, squirming a little. “Guys in general are jerks about space, and since they’ve started being called on it, some of them have gotten worse about it to be spiteful and terrible. But, uh, things down there can get as uncomfortable as I imagine bras are for some women.”

“Imagine” being the key word here.

"So it would be fine if I just reached up and rearranged my breasts in class?" Paris said.

“I... I mean, I guess that would be okay? In the name of fairness?” Good job, Paris, his brain was going to need a second to stop bluescreening. “Or we could expect men to have the same decency as women?”

"We could expect that, but I think we'd just be disappointed a lot that way," Paris said, messing with her bra strap to make A Point.

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