fandomhigh | The Island Hates You (Yes, You), Thursday Period 2

There was something different about class today. For starters, Cara had a neatly trimmed moustache and goatee, and was smirking.

More.

And Magnus somehow had a goatee applied on over his already pretty neat beard. Because he wasn't shaving for a bit, okay? He just wasn't. "Welcome back to class... a class of evil!" A beat. "I'm just kidding, we're not evil. These aren't even real goatees. But we could be."

"The signs that someone's been replaced by a more evil version of themselves are subtle, but they are there," Cara said through her incredibly unsubtle fake facial hair. Look, she didn't make the rules.

"Constant vigilance is key," Magnus added. "Some might call it paranoia. But those people also might be mirror universe replacements out to stop you before you stop them."

Which... sounded pretty paranoid, yes.

Just a little, but some paranoia was a survival mechanism, especially for this class. "In any case, today you'll have to figure out which of your classmates are evil and convince them you are the good one." It would probably be easier where some students were concerned than others.

"It'll be fun!" Magnus said. "I did it once and kicked a guy down a big pit. Okay, so. Keep things clean, be nice, and have fun. As the coach at in this one weird high school AU I was stuck in once said... clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

Unpack that, folks. Go ahead and unpack that.

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Evilly.

Admire their facial hair.

Or convince people you're the good twin. Everyone in the class has an evil twin, complete with luxurious evil goatee and moustache.

Except for that holo-Anakin npc, he has a sad, scraggly excuse for a beard.

They're there, and not evil. As far as you know.

Beard envy is the leading cause of falling to the dark side. Trufax.

Excuse you, Magnus was technically lawful good. Yep. That totally stuck around.

"I'm pretty sure evil me would be clean shaven."

Ahsoka Tano, 6

"But my people can't even grow facial hair!" Regardless, evil!Ahsoka had a magnificent goatee.

She hadn't even noticed Anakin yet.

"So we shouldn't trust well-groomed men?"

"Nope. Trust no one. Well. Trust some people." You could totally trust him.

"That's what an untrustworthy person would say." Ha!

"...fair, fair. Maybe we should have a code word to always know we haven't been replaced by an evil twin."

Don't let him pick it.

"It'd be more efficient than jabbing you a few times with an agiel whenever you seemed off."

Cara, no.

"And painful," he replied, putting his shield in front of his junk. To be safe. "I don't want to stab my friends. Most of the time."

Pfft, like Cara needed to go straight for the junk. "I wouldn't aim anywhere fatal."

That was a sign of true friendship.

"Well, thank you for that. Try to also avoid my face. It's the money maker."

The rest was apparently fair game.

Yang Xiao Long, 10

Mara Jade, 4.

So Obi-Wan's really responsible for the fall of the Republic! Anakin KNEW IT.

And not because his beard growing skills suck.

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"Oh come on," Yang yelled, pointing at her twin. "I clearly have better hair than her!"

It was possible she was not taking this completely seriously, no.

Khadgar, 15

The Island Hates You (Yes, You), Thursday Period 2

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