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fandomhigh2017-09-12 09:38 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2017-09-12 09:38 am
Cryptids and You! - Tuesday
There was a poster up on the board to let people know about the subject of the day. It was way better than last week's image, right? Right.
"Today were talking about Bigfoot. Sasquatch. The Yeti. The Skunk Ape. I can keep going here, but I won't. And not because I'm out of names," Deadpool said, pointing out at the class accusingly. "I started serious research on the subject by watching that stupid show about the rednecks hunting it out in the woods, but then I found out people write cryptid erotica and spent the rest of my evening dry heaving."
Seemed like the appropriate response.
"So all my information is pulled from the classic movie Harry and the Hendersons where we learn that love was the reason for the season."
It was fair to say he hadn't paid the movie much attention either.
"Okay, we're just watching a movie. Sit down and enjoy the heartwarming tale."
"Today were talking about Bigfoot. Sasquatch. The Yeti. The Skunk Ape. I can keep going here, but I won't. And not because I'm out of names," Deadpool said, pointing out at the class accusingly. "I started serious research on the subject by watching that stupid show about the rednecks hunting it out in the woods, but then I found out people write cryptid erotica and spent the rest of my evening dry heaving."
Seemed like the appropriate response.
"So all my information is pulled from the classic movie Harry and the Hendersons where we learn that love was the reason for the season."
It was fair to say he hadn't paid the movie much attention either.
"Okay, we're just watching a movie. Sit down and enjoy the heartwarming tale."
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