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fandomhigh2017-09-05 08:13 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2017-09-05 08:13 am
Cryptids and You! - Tuesday
"So it looks like you all fucking like the Chupacabra," Deadpool said, pointing at an image taped to the board. It was some great art there. "So we're gonna learn about it first."
Weren't you all so glad this was the topic he was actually going to teach?
"This guy right here is originally known from Puerto Rico--" He really rolled those r's for emphasis. "And clearly isn't one of the many, many feral dogs running around. With mange. Not at all. No, this little shit is apparently both bi-pedal and running around on all fours. And has spines shooting out of his back. Oh, and it's apparently either a reptile or a mammal. Which really helps narrow down this species, right?"
It sounded super gross and Deadpool was really glad he hadn't gotten any of that when he finally got his fugly super-powers.
"And it sucks the blood out of animals. I'm gonna say it's an alien. Alien ship crash landed in Puerto Rico--" Again with the aggressively rolled r's there. "--and now they're eating goats. Or maybe this is the Bear Gryllz of aliens and they just like going from country to country eating goats all Eat Pray Love style. You guys tell me your theories on this thing that totally isn't a feral dog."
Weren't you all so glad this was the topic he was actually going to teach?
"This guy right here is originally known from Puerto Rico--" He really rolled those r's for emphasis. "And clearly isn't one of the many, many feral dogs running around. With mange. Not at all. No, this little shit is apparently both bi-pedal and running around on all fours. And has spines shooting out of his back. Oh, and it's apparently either a reptile or a mammal. Which really helps narrow down this species, right?"
It sounded super gross and Deadpool was really glad he hadn't gotten any of that when he finally got his fugly super-powers.
"And it sucks the blood out of animals. I'm gonna say it's an alien. Alien ship crash landed in Puerto Rico--" Again with the aggressively rolled r's there. "--and now they're eating goats. Or maybe this is the Bear Gryllz of aliens and they just like going from country to country eating goats all Eat Pray Love style. You guys tell me your theories on this thing that totally isn't a feral dog."
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