Cryptids and You! - Tuesday

[captainskullpoopl]

"Welcome to class or welcome back. Or maybe you're not even here and I'm just shouting into the abyss. It's a fickle medium that leaves us guessing," Deadpool said. "It's not quite the same without my amazing teaching assistant, but she's chasing her dream of owning her own cartel. I'm so proud of her."

He honestly was!

"Okay, so this class is on cryptids. Which are creatures we can't prove are real, like the Jersey Devil, El Chupacabra, or Ted Cruz."

That last one was false, there was proof the Zodiac Killer existed.

"But I guess there's this thing where I'm supposed to hear your names or something. Not important. Just tell me the cryptid you want to learn about the most. Capiche?" A beat. "God, I hope that's spelled right."

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"But it also literally means the same thing."

Those poor goats...

Re: Introduce Yourself

[rebelseekspizza]

"So it shouldn't really matter which one I pick," Dante said merrily.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Sure, Jan," Deadpool replied. "But very nice to see you're still here. Or something. That's probably something I'm supposed to say to students that I vaguely remember."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[rebelseekspizza]

"I'm not dead yet, so you didn't fail me horribly as a teacher," Dante said.

Nodding seriously. Like an asshole.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Is that in the teacher contract? I really hope it's not. I knew I should have gotten Weaz to read it for me."

Because the idea that maybe he should care beyond contractual obligations... ehhh.