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captainskullpoopl ([personal profile] captainskullpoopl) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-08-08 07:28 am

Continue Trying Not To Die, Tuesday

There wasn't the usual teacher today, kids. Oh no, you get a substitute. One that was obviously better than the original.

"Obviously." Ignore that. "Anakin got stuck in some sand, I assume, so guess who gets to teach for y'all. This guy."

Which should have been obvious, to be honest.

"Today you're all going to Scranton, Pennsylvania. A place that manages to sound both disappointing and fake at the same time. Enjoy."