captainskullpoopl (
captainskullpoopl) wrote in
fandomhigh2017-08-08 07:28 am
Continue Trying Not To Die, Tuesday
There wasn't the usual teacher today, kids. Oh no, you get a substitute. One that was obviously better than the original.
"Obviously." Ignore that. "Anakin got stuck in some sand, I assume, so guess who gets to teach for y'all. This guy."
Which should have been obvious, to be honest.
"Today you're all going to Scranton, Pennsylvania. A place that manages to sound both disappointing and fake at the same time. Enjoy."
"Obviously." Ignore that. "Anakin got stuck in some sand, I assume, so guess who gets to teach for y'all. This guy."
Which should have been obvious, to be honest.
"Today you're all going to Scranton, Pennsylvania. A place that manages to sound both disappointing and fake at the same time. Enjoy."

Detour!
And there was some road construction going on and you need to move to the other side of the street to continue on the sidewalk.
Yeah.
Oh, look! A person was peeing in an alley over there. Still not an actual detour, though. Just gross.