Archaeology for Fun and Profit! [Tues, 1st Period]

[jedigrammarians]

The Danger Shop was looking like a particularly impressive tomb entrance, even if the majesty was somewhat marred by the fact Aphra was leaning against the door and eating an ice pop.

"You guys are shaping up pretty good," she said around a mouthful of flavoured ice. "So you've got a pretty simple class today. There's a treasure room inside with two entrances, one on the east, another on the west. Get in the treasure room, you get treasure."

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Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Treasure!

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[onefootoutthedoor]

Peebee

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[thatsweirdright]

Jason Lee Scott

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[junebug1500]

June Iparis

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[greenexorcist]

Shiemi Moriyama

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[giveherahand]

Mara Jade

Re: Sign In - ArchFun [06]

[notamascot]

Kaylin Neya

Listen to Aphra - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Much authority, very teacher, wow.

Re: Listen to Aphra - ArchFun [06]

[greenexorcist]

... Where was the catch? Shiemi was staring at her waiting for the other shoe to drop. No way was it going to be that easy, right?

Approach from the East - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Miraculously, there seem to be a complete lack of deathtraps on this approach. However, when you reach the final door, there's a rather veiny yellow-eyed man with a red lightsaber yelling about how no Jedi will get past this Dark Lord of the Sith. But since you're not a Jedi, clearly you can just tell him this and get to the loot!

Spoiler, talking it out will not help with Happy Fun Sith.

[Getting too close to the Sith or trying to sneak past him will result in getting lightsabered, Force-lightning-ed or choked, whoops.]

Re: Approach from the East - ArchFun [06]

[onefootoutthedoor]

"Dark Lord of the what now, really?"

Peebee, no.

"Okay, okay," she said, holding her hands up and backing away a few steps when she got glared at for that. "Look, I don't even know what a Jedi is. How about I find one for you, and you two can go have a nice fun playdate while I... go find somewhere else to be?"

Approach from the West - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Much like the other appraoch, there are no death traps. Also much like the other other approach, there's someone waiting by the final door, a very serene looking robed woman with a blue lightsaber calmy stating that the Jedi will not allow a Sith to pass. Clearly she'll be much more reasonable!

Or not.

[Same deal as the Sith just less choking and Force lightning, more chucking rocks with her brain.]

Re: Approach from the West - ArchFun [06]

[greenexorcist]

Shiemi blinked and tilted her head. "Why not?"

Treasure Room - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

If you managed to figure out the way into the treasure room, you will find fabulous treasure! And unlike last time class involved a treasure room, no murderbots.

The treasure, however, is not gold or jewels or shiny, shiny weapons, but more delicious ice pops.

Talk to Aphra - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Look, she just really likes ice pops.

OOC - ArchFun [06]

[jedigrammarians]

Telling either the Sith or the Jedi about the other will result in them abandoning their post to go fight make-out fight with each other, leaving the way free to literally sweet treasure.