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fandomhigh2017-05-31 02:04 am
jedigrammarians) wrote in fandomhigh2017-05-31 02:04 am
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Archaeology for Fun and Profit! [Tues, 1st Period]
Today Aphra had her students gather in a simulated antechamber, where she stood beside a pair of massive carved wooden doors, weathered with age and coved in cobwebs.
"You guys seem to be handling yourselves pretty well so far, with only dying a couple of times a week, so it's time for you to deal with one of the most hazardous things an archaeologist can face." There was a crack of lightning and not particularly distant thunder rumbled as she pushed open the door with a flourish to reveal... a library. "Paperwork!"
Aphra had maybe spent a bit too much time around overly dramatic peoplelike Darth Vader recently.
She lowered her arms. "No, seriously, all the stuff from the last two classes just killed you, paperwork will make you wish you were dead, and it's unavoidable." Man, if Triple Zero ever discovered the torture potential of bureaucracy... "Anyway, there's a list of some forms to fill out, and once the Wookiee certifies them you can have the rest of the period off."
Sounds easy enough, right?
"You guys seem to be handling yourselves pretty well so far, with only dying a couple of times a week, so it's time for you to deal with one of the most hazardous things an archaeologist can face." There was a crack of lightning and not particularly distant thunder rumbled as she pushed open the door with a flourish to reveal... a library. "Paperwork!"
Aphra had maybe spent a bit too much time around overly dramatic people
She lowered her arms. "No, seriously, all the stuff from the last two classes just killed you, paperwork will make you wish you were dead, and it's unavoidable." Man, if Triple Zero ever discovered the torture potential of bureaucracy... "Anyway, there's a list of some forms to fill out, and once the Wookiee certifies them you can have the rest of the period off."
Sounds easy enough, right?