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fandomhigh2017-05-17 01:21 am
jedigrammarians) wrote in fandomhigh2017-05-17 01:21 am
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Archaeology for Fun and Profit! [Tues, 1st Period]
Aphra was actually holding class in the Danger Shop today, which she was unreasonably excited and disturbingly cheerful about.
She stood by an entrance of a vast forbidding temple deep in an alien jungle, albeit with less Imperial and Rebel equipment or explosion damage than the last time she'd been here. Look, she was trying for a sense of wonder here, kids, pay attention to the overhanging gas giant in the sky or something.
"Hey, kids," she said waving at the temple. "Now that we've gotten a bit of theory out of the way, let's get your feet wet on what you really signed up for, adventure, excitement, and ancient ruins!"
"This here is a Massassi Temple, it's about five thousand years old and abandoned for at least a fifth of that time, which probably makes you think about how small and insignificant we all are, or something." Such poetry, Aphra. She started handing out palm-sized crystals. "Anyway, today we'll be making our way from here to a room at the top of where placing these babies in the right spot will reveal a message from one group of previous inhabitants."
Just not the one doing that in the real thing would, Aphra wasn't stupid.
She stood by an entrance of a vast forbidding temple deep in an alien jungle, albeit with less Imperial and Rebel equipment or explosion damage than the last time she'd been here. Look, she was trying for a sense of wonder here, kids, pay attention to the overhanging gas giant in the sky or something.
"Hey, kids," she said waving at the temple. "Now that we've gotten a bit of theory out of the way, let's get your feet wet on what you really signed up for, adventure, excitement, and ancient ruins!"
"This here is a Massassi Temple, it's about five thousand years old and abandoned for at least a fifth of that time, which probably makes you think about how small and insignificant we all are, or something." Such poetry, Aphra. She started handing out palm-sized crystals. "Anyway, today we'll be making our way from here to a room at the top of where placing these babies in the right spot will reveal a message from one group of previous inhabitants."
Just not the one doing that in the real thing would, Aphra wasn't stupid.
First Floor - ArchFun [02]
[Stepping on that flagstone will cause the floor to fall out from under you, and unless you have exceedingly good reflexes you will fall down a 'bottomless' pit and end up back at the temple entrance.]
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On the bright side, at least he didn't end up falling in to an underground river.
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Never mind the Protheans. That was boring. (On behalf of the narrative, sorry, Liara. You too, Ryder.) This was something new and totally different, and she was going to have to find herself something like this to study.
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