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fandomhigh2006-03-20 09:50 am
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School Announcements, March 20
Today's announcements are nauseatingly punctual and occur ten minutes before first period.
"Good morning. Thank you all for not indulging in any permanently-damaging incidents of drunken debauchery over the weekend, except perhaps to some of your egos. Teachers are reminded to turn in records of any outstanding attendance issues at the office today."
"Furthermore, all students are advised that Locker 723, in reaction to its opposite numerical counterpart, has begun shooting out circus peanuts in defiance. These are to the best of our knowledge completely harmless and quite tasty as well. Or so I've been told." Again, any bitterness you might hear is solely in your imagination. Really. "That will be all. Thank you, and please bear in mind that it is a very, very bad idea to let an unsupervised robot celebrate a holiday dedicated to excessive imbibing."
[OOC: Today's random phenomenon courtesy of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sogothcally. As always, any random phenomenon suggestions can go to my voicemail or to dean.zordon *at* gmail *dot* com.]
"Good morning. Thank you all for not indulging in any permanently-damaging incidents of drunken debauchery over the weekend, except perhaps to some of your egos. Teachers are reminded to turn in records of any outstanding attendance issues at the office today."
"Furthermore, all students are advised that Locker 723, in reaction to its opposite numerical counterpart, has begun shooting out circus peanuts in defiance. These are to the best of our knowledge completely harmless and quite tasty as well. Or so I've been told." Again, any bitterness you might hear is solely in your imagination. Really. "That will be all. Thank you, and please bear in mind that it is a very, very bad idea to let an unsupervised robot celebrate a holiday dedicated to excessive imbibing."
[OOC: Today's random phenomenon courtesy of
sogothcally. As always, any random phenomenon suggestions can go to my voicemail or to dean.zordon *at* gmail *dot* com.]