How To Science Things All Sciencily, Monday

[whatisclocks]

A tall, red-headed woman in a suit walked backwards through the open door.

She eyed the ceiling.

She walked forwards through the door, glancing at her feet.

She stepped backwards through it again. "If it's American," she wondered, "How can it be so French? Bloody traitors. Though I heard the French picked macaroni over a pen earlier, I can understand wanting a real snack, but it sounds like they were just tired of eating all that French."

Philomena narrowed her eyes at the ceiling. "Think someone scribbled on there, maybe it's the pen," she said. "Wait, does this mean France has all of one pen--?"

She turned around and startled immediately. "What are you?" she demanded of the class.

... that was apparently going to be it.

Comments

Re: Answer the Question

[snipsnspecks]

Sigh.

"A Togruta." Ahsoka was getting far too used to this part.

Re: Answer the Question

[whatisclocks]

"A Tahiti," Philomena echoed. "Are you messing with me? That's a food."

Re: Answer the Question

[snipsnspecks]

"Tahiti's a place." At least Ahsoka thought it was. Not that she'd said that to begin with.

Re: Answer the Question

[whatisclocks]

"It's a sauce," Philomena argued. "Think you put it on a kebab."

No.

Re: Answer the Question

[snipsnspecks]

"I'm sure it's not." Reasonably sure.

Re: Answer the Question

[whatisclocks]

"It definitely is," Philomena insisted erroneously. "I had some just yesterday, nipped 'round the corner for a nice kebab with Togruta."

How she got Ahsoka's species right this time was a question for the ages.

Re: Answer the Question

[snipsnspecks]

"I see."

Oh look, it was Ahsoka's 'humour the crazy person' voice.

Re: Answer the Question

[whatisclocks]

"You can nip outside and get some food if you want," Philomena said. "I know this conversation made me hungry."

Re: Answer the Question

[snipsnspecks]

"Yeah, I'll just go for a Pantoran burger with some Wookiee on the side."

Ahsoka, honey, she won't get the sarcasm.