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Hands On History of the American Civil War - 2nd Period, Monday (4/3)
After the terribly interesting weekend your teachers had been inflicted with, it was decided that a nice, relaxing class that didn't discuss anything to do with female parts or the war.
Because they had just the best luck with getting the right movies to play, am I right?
"Welcome back," Goodnight greeted the class felicitously. He might have been rubbing his chin to confirm for certain that he was normal and still had his lovely goatee. "Glad to recognize ya'll after… that business."
"Which we won't be discussing," Nathan intoned helpfully. "This week or ever."
Ever. It wasn't his first time being turned into a woman by the island, and he suspected it wouldn't be his last, but the less that was said about it until the day he died, the better.
"We... didn't actually prepare a lecture for you all today," Nathan added, a touch sheepishly. "I'm certain you're all heartbroken."
"Our most sincere apologies," Goody chimed in with all the genteel charm of a southern gentleman. "We have provided you with some sweets to make up for it."
They were donuts. And they were delicious.
Donuts really were God's gift to traumatized Civil War veterans who were mostly just happy to have their respective bits back.
"This one is, God willing, actually a documentary on the aftermath of the war." Nathan said. "We have high hopes it will actually somewhat resemble at the very least a documentary. If it educates you about something we'll consider it a win."
The aftermath of the war, dinosaurs, the intricacies of the fashion industry. It didn't matter.
They'd take it.
They should just give up, to be honest. It was never going to work for them. As evident as the movie started and things were… educational in a sense.
Because they had just the best luck with getting the right movies to play, am I right?
"Welcome back," Goodnight greeted the class felicitously. He might have been rubbing his chin to confirm for certain that he was normal and still had his lovely goatee. "Glad to recognize ya'll after… that business."
"Which we won't be discussing," Nathan intoned helpfully. "This week or ever."
Ever. It wasn't his first time being turned into a woman by the island, and he suspected it wouldn't be his last, but the less that was said about it until the day he died, the better.
"We... didn't actually prepare a lecture for you all today," Nathan added, a touch sheepishly. "I'm certain you're all heartbroken."
"Our most sincere apologies," Goody chimed in with all the genteel charm of a southern gentleman. "We have provided you with some sweets to make up for it."
They were donuts. And they were delicious.
Donuts really were God's gift to traumatized Civil War veterans who were mostly just happy to have their respective bits back.
"This one is, God willing, actually a documentary on the aftermath of the war." Nathan said. "We have high hopes it will actually somewhat resemble at the very least a documentary. If it educates you about something we'll consider it a win."
The aftermath of the war, dinosaurs, the intricacies of the fashion industry. It didn't matter.
They'd take it.
They should just give up, to be honest. It was never going to work for them. As evident as the movie started and things were… educational in a sense.
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