School Announcements, March 17

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The announcements come just after first period today. No, that is not Great Big Sea's "The Old Black Rum" playing in the background. No, Alpha 5 is not drunkenly reeling around going "Ay-yi-yi!" in the background. No, Zordon does not sound irritated, or for that matter jealous.

"Happy Saint Patrick's Day, students. This week's unwitting victim of my secret evil plan lottery winner is Cameron Mitchell, who will report to detention tomorrow morning."

No, no one heard bottles clinking against metal over the speakers. You're all just delusional. Robots can't drink.

"Alpha 5 reports that pachinko machines have appeared overnight in the dorm lobby and each of the common rooms. Enjoy them in moderation, please; the administration does not wish to have to change you all back from oversized pachinko balls because someone just wanted to have fun. That will be all. Thank you, and please remember that if the old black rum has a hold on you like a dog wrapped 'round your leg, you may wish to stop by the clinic and schedule an appointment with Doctor Pevensie."

[OOC: Forgot to add, today's pachinko machine phenomenon brought to you by bridge_carson, who wouldn't have left me alone until I brought it up anyway.]

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[*loves like pie*]