Fandom High faculty member ten_and_chips died tragically today when he was incinerated by a fireball created when a homemade whiskey still exploded in the backyard of a nearby home, lobbing a flaming orb of death towards the phone booth which the deceased was inhabiting at the time. He will be missed.

[[OOC: *imitates local radio announcer* Once again, the name of the deceased . . . Doctor. Who.]]