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MSND [slowplay]

The sets are up, the house lights are dimmed, and the play is ready to begin.

[Actual production will be SP'd here. There will be an audience post tomorrow night, so the audience can react to what's going on onstage then. Have fun, go nuts, guys. Chat room is: MSND, but I have school and won't be on until tonight or so. Outline. Please use the scripts you were emailed. Important: ~~DO NOT SKIP AHEAD IN THE PRODUCTION. THERE ARE EVENTS PLANNED~~ OKAY I LIED. Please just post Acts I-III for right now, as there is something planned to happen at the end of Act III. Please just check in on this post to check for a cue.]

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Hamlet suddenly noticed how pretty everyone else's costumes were. He wished that he had been given a nice costume too so that he could be a sparkly ~~princess~~ Duke. He calls out to Nadia to try and get her to pay attention to him again.

"Rather your eyes must with his judgment look."

Nadia took a long, deep breath, and turned to look at the pretty princess Duke. And blew a raspberry.

No, dammit, say your line!

but it's long an' I'm bored an' I wanna play!

Say it and I'll . . . give you a cookie.

"I do entrea' yuh grace t' pardon me.
I know not by wha power I am made bold,
Nor how i' may concern my modesty,
In such a presence here to plead my foughts;
But I beseek your grace vat I may know
Ve worst vat may befall me in vis case,
If I refuse t' wed Doodyhead."

Blair watched everyone else but Nadia leave the stage. As Pippi went past, he felt a pinch on his butt and he grinned as he watched her walk off.

It was a good view.

But he finally cleared his throat and spoke in a growly low voice.
"Ay me! for aught I could ever read,
could ever hear by tale or history,
The course of true love never did run smooth;
But, either it was different in blood."

Nadia made a face at Blair and played with her skirt some more.

"O cross! too high to be enfrall'd to low."

Then she stuck her fingers back in her mouth.

Blair made a scary face back at Nadia and growled.

"Or else mis...uh...giraffed in respect of years,-"

Nadia whimpered at the scary face and started to bawl again.

Oh come on! Stop crying!

he scareded me!

He's a wimp, really, he's just playing, just say your line.

Nadia sniffled and hiccuped.

Stop it. He's just being . . . he's just being silly. He's really nice. Really.

Nadia abruptly stopped crying.

kay,

"O sprite! too old to be engaged to young!"

I'm thirsty

Nadia mentally face palmed again.

Blair didn't notice the crying as he was too busy trying to look past the stage lights to see if there were hot girls in the audience.

"Or else it stood upon the choice of friends,-"

He pointed at a what he thought might be a pretty girl in the audience and blew her a kiss.

The silly!scary!mean!boy wasn't paying attention to her! Bad silly!scary!mean!boy!

Nadia started jumping up and down in front of Blair, trying to block his sight and get him to look at her.

"O hell! O hell! Ohellohellohellohell--"

Say. The. Line!

"O hell! to choose love by another's eyes!"

Blair got very distracted by the jumping up and down Nadia. Mostly around the chest-type-area.

"Uh...or, if ther were a sympathy in choice,
War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it,
Making it momentany as a sound,
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream,
Breast-"

He laughed and shook his head. "I mean Brief.
Brief as the lighting in the collied night,
That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,
and ere a man hath power to say 'behold!'
the jaws of darkness do devour it up:
so quick bright things come to confusion."

Blair shook his head and muttered, "Confusion is right...I need a drink."

Callisto swaggered onto the stage, hips swaying from side to side.

Actually come to think of it, her hips weren't the only thing swaying.

Nadia kept bouncing around on the stage, her back to the audience, trying to get Callisto's attention on her now, as well as Blairs.

"God speed fair Helelelelelelenininina! whiver away?"

"Call you me fair? that fair again unsay.
Demetrius loves your fair: O happy fair!"

Grinning doofily Callisto flung her arms around Nadia.

"Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's sweet air
More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear,
When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear.
Sickness is catching: O, were favour so,
Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go;"

Callisto turned Nadia's face towards hers.

"My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye,
My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody.
Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated,
The rest I'd give to be to you translated.
O, teach me how you look, and with what art
You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart."

Nadia grinned doofily up at Callisto. "You're preeeeeeetty."

That's. Not. The. Line.

but I'm booooooo-oooooooooored!

Say it, and you get ice cream.

"I frown upon him, yet he loves me still!"

I want mangostrawberrypeanutbuttericecream!

"" Callisto leant in closer.

Oh, gods, please tell me Angel isn't watching this.

What? Doesn't he like girlkissy?

NO! NO GIRLKISSY!

You're no fun.

"O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!"

Nadia was in shock. Was Callisto hitting on her? This was getting bizarre.

She gave no outward sign of her thoughts, though.

She grinned up at the nice!lady!Callisto.

"His folly, Helelinina, is no fault of mine. "

Callisto attempted to bump noses with Nadia. "None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine!"

Nadia grinned bigger and rubbed her nose on Callisto's. This was fun! Eskimo kiss!

This was another long line. She totally didn't wanna say it.

But you have to!

nuh-uhhhhhhhhh

The pretty lady wants you to!

"Take comfort: he no more shall see my face;
Loserander and myself will fly vis place.
Before ve time I did Losersander see,
Seem'd Affens as a paradise to me:
O, ven, what graces in my love do dwell,
Vat he haff turn'd a heaven unto a hell!
Heee, Hell! Hellhellhellhellhellhell!"

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