Urban Survival - The Uglier Side of City Living, Wednesday, Period 2

[myownface]

Okay. Deep breath. First time in front of a classroom. Well, okay, it wasn't Sparkle's first time in front of a classroom, he'd done that roughly a billion years ago when he wound up temporarily inheriting a class, and then became Electroclash's minion for the remainder of a semester. But this wasn't that. This was something else, and Sparkle was in front of a classroom because he'd wanted to be, and now he had students.

So. Deep breath. Exhale. Teenagers could smell your fear and all that.

"Shit. Okay. Hi." And those were going to be Sparkle's first three words in front of a class of actual students here to learn what it was he was teaching. This was off to a stellar start already. "I mean, Hi. And welcome to Urban Survival. I'm Sparkle-- that's it, just Sparkle, I'm not giving you my last name and don't Mr. Sparkle me or anything, that's some kind of dish soap in Japan. I'm from Toronto, which is the largest, most populated city in modern-day Ontario, Canada. It's also probably not anything like half of the cities you guys know."

Hey, he was breathing now! This was good. He glanced around the room, taking stock of the different faces there. It was actually a bigger variety than he'd expected.

He could work with that.

"But that's not going to matter. Not entirely. Even if the cities change, what you're going to need in order to survive if you're out on the streets in them is going to remain fairly consistent. And people might differ a lot from place to place too, but you know what they say about the more things change..." He gave a little smile and a shrug of his shoulders. "We make it work. Starting next week, we'll make it work. This week, I'm gonna be one of those teachers. Yeah. I want to get a feel for who I'm teaching. So, let's hear a little about you guys. Your name, a little bit about what it is you consider a city back home, and what you hope to pick up from here before the end of the semester. Like I said, I'm Sparkle, from a big modern city in the land of hockey and Tim Hortons. And I'm teaching this class because... I've been there. Done that. Which I guess is enough to make a guy qualified around here, at least when job applications are being vetted by a moose or something. There. Easy. Your turn."

... Wait, was that all there was to it?

[OOC: Open!]

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[myownface]

In a city!

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[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka Tano

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[intotheout]

Gratuity Tucci

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[studyingfear]

Rufus Shinra

Listen to the Lecture

[myownface]

Sparkle even mostly manages to not babble through it.

Once he gets going, anyway.

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[intotheout]

Tip did her best not to smile at Sparkle's opening three words. She'd signed up for this class mostly because she'd liked talking to him before. She was pretty sure she'd made a good choice.

Introduce Yourself

[myownface]

Pretty straightforward. Sparkle wants your name, the sort of city you're familiar with, and what you're hoping to get out of this class.

Though in hindsight now he's wondering if he should have come up with some kind of icebreaker activity. Trust falls? Was this an appropriate class for doing trust falls?

Maybe just stick to the introductions.

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[snipsnspecks]

"I'm Ahsoka and I grew up on Coruscant." Which was going to skew your expectations even when the majority of your experience with other cites wasn't them being active warzones. "I guess I'd like to figure out smaller cities."

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[myownface]

Sparkle, at the very least, resisted the urge to give a low whistle.

"Doesn't get much bigger than Coruscant, anyway," Sparkle agreed. I can see how the smaller stuff might seem intimidating in entirely different ways, if everything is.. well. There."

Seriously, what didn't Coruscant have?

Besides Jedi.

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[snipsnspecks]

Functioning democracy.

"Yeah," Ahsoka said. "You go between the upper and lower levels and it's like going to another world without even leaving the planet."

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[intotheout]

"Gratuity Tucci," Tip said with a wave of her hand to the rest of the class. "Friends call me Tip." And she wasn't afraid to get pointed if you tried that before she'd decided you were friends. "I grew up in urban Pennsylvania -- uh, modern, twenty first century Pennsylvania. I know it's not big like New York is big, more like Baltimore big." Tip, stop trying to earn your urban survival cred. "I kinda -- spent awhile living out of a car a couple years back. If it happens again, it'd be nice to know some tricks and stuff. Since I won't be able to get by on 'I'm 11 and cute' next time."

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[myownface]

Aw, Pennsylvania. Sparkle had never been to, like, Philadelphia or Pittsburgh, but even if Tip wasn't from a roughly modern that-neck-of-the-woods, she'd hardly have to prove herself to him.

"And cute really only gets you so far in the first place," Sparkle agreed, smiling reassuringly. "Brings out this whole new set of dangers, and little kids don't always have the same context about the world around us as adults generally do. Not to mention... you know... getting a job and getting back on your feet to support yourself really isn't an option, then."

And hadn't been for Tip anyway, if he was remembering their conversations correctly. He wasn't going to drag that one out in front of the class, though. It really wasn't his place.

"Hopefully it won't happen again. I mean, I hope it doesn't happen to anyone, but if it does, yeah, I'll try to make sure you've got a starting point."

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[intotheout]

"A lot of times it mostly meant trying to escape overbearing adults who 'know best'," Tip agreed. In her experience, most adults didn't know best about anything.

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[studyingfear]

"Rufus Shinra," he said, "from Midgar, which is a two-tiered city where the rich live on the top and the poor live on the bottom."

And it was obvious, wasn't it, just to look at him in his low-key but expensive clothes which half he lived on.

"I am simply interested in learning a new side to city survival."

Which wasn't quite true but Rufus was still gauging the potential usefulness of this teacher.

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[myownface]

Sparkle looked at Rufus thoughtfully while the boy talked. Rich kid, clearly. It didn't take much guessing to figure out which tier this guy lived on.

But he was here, which could have meant any one of a hundred things. He clearly wasn't here to gloat over the poor people, and the phrase 'interested in learning' was promising. Sparkle nodded a little, offering up a smile when the boy was done talking.

"I'm teaching this class just as much for life skills as I am for perspective," he replied. "And I've seen cities that exist in tiers before, even if they weren't ones I happened to live in. I think I might be able to give you some idea of how people go about surviving on the top or the bottom."

Because, yeah, fat chance there weren't people down on their luck getting by in the alleyways and on the street corners up top, too. That wasn't how cities worked, no matter what the NIMBY types wanted to think.

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[kenselvren.livejournal.com]

"I am Jalian d'Arsennette." She nodded to Sparkle. "Ken Selvren's settlement is smaller than the island here; I had seen no cities before Baltimore. I have been learning, but it would be good to know more about them."

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[myownface]

"Good to know," Sparkle replied, nodding a little to Jalian. It took some self-restraint, but he managed to not make a comment about how in cities, they generally expected people to wear pants.

You're welcome, class.

"So, what do you make of Baltimore?"

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[boneyard_girl]

"Ada Miller," she said with a wave of her hand. "I've traveled t' lots of cities from California to Alabama, but my family tends to stay out of the bigger ones since there's less of a profit there. Baltimore's th' biggest I've been in since I was tiny, an' I'd like t' know more about how t' navigate a new city you ain't been to before."

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[myownface]

"Hey, Ada," Sparkle said, giving a little wave and a grin (that wasn't nervous shut up) right back. "Navigating, huh? There's a good one. City planning and figuring out what people were thinking is a crapshoot half the time, so sure, we can spend some time focusing on that."

He sort of felt like he should be taking notes, here.

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[seeks_truth]

"I am Cassandra Pentaghast, and the cities I know are Val Royeaux, Montsimmard... loud, colorful, and preposterous," Cassandra said mildly. "This seemed like the most practical class on the roster."

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[myownface]

Sparkle's expression only briefly betrayed just how weird it was to think that his class was possibly the most practical one. And then he was clenching his jaw for a second until he could get that under control, and giving Cassandra a faint nod.

It was reassuring to know that he'd met at least a few of his students through the Demon Marcus already. Even the ones who were... not super personable.

"Preposterous, huh? There's a word that can be applied to a lot of cities I know. In what way?"

Talk to Sparkle

[myownface]

If you need anything in particular that you don't want to discuss in front of everyone in the class, he's right here. Totally calm and super casual.

What the hell had he been thinking!?

Re: Talk to Sparkle

[boneyard_girl]

Before class, Ada plopped an oversize styrofoam cup with plastic lid on Sparkle's desk, filled with the shitty dorm coffee.

Not that he needed more caffeine, but whatever.

Re: Talk to Sparkle

[myownface]

"... I would hug you, but now that I'm teaching I guess that would be weird," Sparkle declared, gathering that cup up in his hands and then hugging it to his chest. "My hero. Bonus minion points for you."

Minion points were not actually a thing.

OOC

[myownface]

MISTER SPARKLE