Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

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"So, I heard there was some excitement last week," Vanessa said at the beginning of today's class, "but I missed it. I was out of town." A beat. "Vegas. I was in Vegas. Anyway, it seems mean to make you take an exam after all that..." Besides which she hadn't written it and was still kind of hungover, "So I'm not. You all pass. This period is open for any questions you still might have. You can ask out loud, ask the group, approach me privately, whatever you're comfortable with."