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voiceoverdue ([personal profile] voiceoverdue) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2016-12-06 08:24 am
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Culture Shock: Adjusting to Life on the Weird Side | Tuesday, Period 2

Another week, another class meeting at the school entrance. Though they weren't going to a movie today.

No, today was for fashion!

Cecil didn't look as happy as some people might have expected at this turn of events. Though really, it was a little hard to tell. He was still bouncing, but he was all huddled up and his face was nearly invisible behind a huge, furry scarf.

"It's cold today!" he protested.

Kanan, who was not all bundled up and was, in fact, still dressed in his usual getup, plus a long jacket he'd stolen from the Boards back around Halloween, didn't seem terribly swayed by Cecil's plight.

"And that's exactly the point. It's cold. Not everyone in the class is used to the cold, I'm sure. And I'm willing to bet at least one or two of them are going to want to be able to dress for it once the weather starts getting even worse. I know I am." He looked at the gathered students. "And that's why today, we're going on another field trip."

"We're going shopping!" Cecil said, a bit more happily. "Hurry up and let's get inside where it's warm!"

"To the Demon Marcus, where the manager will be happy to help you with any questions about the merchandise that you might have," Kanan added, gesturing down the road as they walked. "He's even offered a discount to students in our class in need of winter gear."

Because Sparkle was a goddamn bleeding heart, that's why.

And today was accompanied by a...never mind, really; the bleeding-heart metaphors were too easy. Hannibal was leaning on the counter to greet them as well. He nodded and waved to Kanan as they came in.

"I heard you were in need of winter fashion advice."

And if there was the faintest note of exasperation there, he'd only tried to convince Kanan himself to go clothes-shopping how many times?

Dammit. Now Kanan was stuck for it. If he left this building today wearing plaid, there was really nothing left to do but burn it all to the ground.

"I mean... It couldn't hurt." Really, it couldn't. Both teachers were kind of fashion lost causes. "The students might need it more. We'll take things as they come today, okay?"

Hannibal smirked. "Should any of you need advice about modern Earth fashions, or simply about what might look good on you, please feel free to ask."

Cecil breathed a sigh of relief as he unbundled himself a little. "And I'll help, too!"

Nobody take Cecil's word for fashion. Please.

Sparkle just looked faintly amused from where he was sitting behind the counter. Hey, if everyone else here wanted to do his job for him, who was he to complain?

Don't worry, Sparkle; you'd be the go-to person for younger, hipper (and/or less godawful-what-were-you-thinking) fashions. If anyone tried to walk out in too much plaid, or in pink galoshes and furry pants, you were the last line of defense.

He was truly doing the work of gods.

"So," Kanan said, glancing around the clothing store as though the fluffy sweaters were going to come to life and try to eat him, "go ahead, browse. Throw together a winter wardrobe if you need one, or just get a feel for the fashions of the season. Whatever makes you happy."

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-12-06 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal is ready to help anyone who might need it.

Or to stage an intervention if necessary.
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] uncertain_dume 2016-12-06 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Kanan was here, and if he was attempting to give Hannibal a wide berth... it really wasn't anything personal. It was just that he was well aware that he'd been putting off actually making this trip for... months... and Kanan was not the greatest at fessing up to stuff like that.

That, and he really wasn't a plaid person.
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] myownface 2016-12-06 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle was totally here to be hit up.

He was also totally here to side-eye Cecil's getup and wonder if they did Pride in December in this neck of the woods and he'd totally managed to somehow miss that fact.

Either way, he was the guy with the authority to give discounts up to and including 'free,' depending on how dire your winter gear situation was, so feel free to hit him up.

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-12-06 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, Hannibal was very good at being sneaky. And there were only so many places to hide in the store.

"Have you bought your own winter clothing yet?"

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-12-06 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I worry about that man," Hannibal murmured, also looking at Cecil. "I realize his home is somewhat odd, but do you think that's normal for there, or simply him?"

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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] uncertain_dume 2016-12-06 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-- damn it. Kanan had been doing so good at looking appropriately busy, too. He was wearing a fairly easy smile when he turned to face Hannibal all the same.

"Would you believe it was the next thing on my list? It is why we're here today, after all."

He'd been hoping to be long gone by this point.
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] myownface 2016-12-06 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Little from Column A, little from Column B?" Sparkle gave his shoulders a shrug. "Cecil strikes me as the kind of guy who's so used to standing out that he actually thinks he's blending in. He's a bit... Cecil like that."

Little bit Cecil, yes.

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-12-06 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm-hm.

"Tell me," Hannibal said, "is it all shopping you loathe, or shopping for clothing in particular, or are you terrified I'll attempt to dress you as I dress myself?"

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[identity profile] never-dull.livejournal.com 2016-12-06 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hannibal watched Cecil for a moment, then shook his head. "I would say perhaps we should attempt to disabuse him of the notion, but I suspect it would be a lost cause."

Still keeping an eye out for anyone who might need help, he said to Sparkle, "Jono and I are planning on eloping this weekend, but a witness or two would be welcome, if you'd like to join us. We're heading to Pennsylvania for a few hours on Saturday."

They thought.
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[personal profile] cracksmostly 2016-12-06 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Merrill
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] cracksmostly 2016-12-06 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Merrill took her time browsing around the racks, admiring various (occasionally dubious) pieces of clothing with the detached wonder of someone who didn't think any of them were particularly her style, and probably couldn't afford any of them anyway.
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[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-12-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka Tano
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-12-06 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka eyed the racks dubiously, regardless of whether she needed new clothes or not, these were pretty obviously designed with human physiology in mind, not Togruta.

The montrals and lekku complicated things, okay.
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-12-06 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Leave it to Sparkle to sidle up to the orange girl who was side-eyeing the racks with a smile on his face.

"Hey, having some trouble there?"

Demon Marcus prided itself on providing stock for all kinds of non-human physiology. They had ever since Sparkle's first boss here, who happened to be a demon, had decreed it should be so. So if they didn't have it, they could most certainly get it.
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] uncertain_dume 2016-12-06 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Would you believe none of the above?"

Even Kanan didn't believe that.

"I just keep meaning to not be here. And leaving means saving up credits for fuel. Winter clothes just keep not being top priority."
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] myownface 2016-12-06 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There was some epic side-eye going on, there. A little less like Sparkle had been invited to a marriage, and more like he'd been invited to dance naked in a pile of salmon and honey in the company of ravenous bears.

"... Yeah? I'll consider it. How armed should I be?"
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-12-06 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure these aren't going to fit."

Had he ever seen a Togruta trying to put on a pullover? It was hilarious a terribly sad sight.
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-12-06 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He hadn't, but that was only because the ones he'd seen in Atton's neck of the woods had much easier access to stuff that was more or less made for them.

"Yeah," he agreed, frowning thoughtfully at them before glancing at her montrals. "That's gonna be a bit of a problem, isn't it? Would something with buttons or a zipper work out better for you? We do have warmer clothes that aren't meant to come down right over your head."

Stuff that wouldn't... ah... snag.
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Re: Shop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2016-12-06 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm used to fastenings." And the Force made it easier to do awkwardly placed ones up. Not that Ahsoka would ever do that. "Is it likely to snow around here, avoiding frostbite could be problematic."

Sometimes she really missed her old parka and its Togruta-style hood, at least when she managed not to think about the last time she'd worn it, going down that path never ended well.

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