fandomhigh | Debate, Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Today there weren't any pillows or videos of adorable baby animals. No, today they were getting back on the horse of civilized debate. That was why there was a jar of creamy peanut butter and a jar of crunchy peanut butter at the front of the classroom.

Yep. Totally a serious debate.

"For a lot of people from this era or universe, last week... well, it sucked. So, we're going to be slowly working back into the class topics," Tony said. "With another personal opinion debate."

"About how crunchy peanut butter squeaks against your teeth and is awful and should be banned," Steve said.

Tony raised his eyebrows at that, but smiled anyway. "And how creamy peanut butter is for children and the elderly who need to gum their food."

"Creamy peanut butter lasts longer because it sticks to the roof of your mouth and takes longer to eat," Steve said.

...that's quite an argument, Steve.

It really was. Enough of one that Tony was obviously struggling to remain a responsible and serious adult. For the children, you see. "Now, if you guys have never tried either, we have both kinds along with bread and jelly up here. So, you get a meal along with your class."

Oh god, no one have a nut allergy. Please.

"And if you have strong opinions about how a peanut butter and jelly sandwich should be made, feel free to share those, too," Steve said. "For me: white bread, creamy peanut butter, grape jelly, diagonal sliced."

"What, no crusts sliced off?" Tony joked. "For me it'll be crunchy peanut butter, apricot jam, and white bread. I have no preferences about how it's cut so long as it's edible."

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The debate for the ages...

Isabela

Ada Miller

Anders

Eric Bittle

Kaylin Neya

So you can form an opinion!

Free food? Kaylin was more than happy to try multiple versions of peanut butters and jellies. She'd probably forget to say which she preferred, though.