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fandomhigh2016-10-25 10:25 pm
atreideslioness) wrote in fandomhigh2016-10-25 10:25 pm
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What NOT To Do In A Fight / Wednesday, Period III / Week 8
Today the Danger Shop was set-up for racing. Sort of.
"Welcome back, and hopefully you all had a good weekend," Ghanima said. "Today, we look at driving a vechile while in combat."
"This is yet another popular theme in many forms of entertainment, and yet again, almost utterly impossible unless you can abuse physics or probability. Now, there's a number of phrases for this sort of combat," Ghanima continued. "Car Fu, which uses the car as a weapon. There's mounted combat, on a horse or similar animal, and that creature is NOT going to stand still calmly like in the movies. Not to mention the improbable aiming you'd need to be doing since you're in motion."
"But for even those of you who consider yourselves to be badass drivers, burning rubber isn't going to get you out of the fight alive. The car will not escape without a scratch on it, and shooting the fuel tank does not work."
"We have a few options for you today: we have bumper cars and little Nerf weapons. You can try and drive and shoot, or have -- or be -- a getaway driver. Safety protocols are engaged, so you won't be able to flip the cars, no matter how hard you try. Which is not an invitation to try."
"Welcome back, and hopefully you all had a good weekend," Ghanima said. "Today, we look at driving a vechile while in combat."
"This is yet another popular theme in many forms of entertainment, and yet again, almost utterly impossible unless you can abuse physics or probability. Now, there's a number of phrases for this sort of combat," Ghanima continued. "Car Fu, which uses the car as a weapon. There's mounted combat, on a horse or similar animal, and that creature is NOT going to stand still calmly like in the movies. Not to mention the improbable aiming you'd need to be doing since you're in motion."
"But for even those of you who consider yourselves to be badass drivers, burning rubber isn't going to get you out of the fight alive. The car will not escape without a scratch on it, and shooting the fuel tank does not work."
"We have a few options for you today: we have bumper cars and little Nerf weapons. You can try and drive and shoot, or have -- or be -- a getaway driver. Safety protocols are engaged, so you won't be able to flip the cars, no matter how hard you try. Which is not an invitation to try."