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Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 9/30

Deadpool was on a laptop today. One that had an oddly professional and ossibly licensed sticker of his logo. (Trademarked)

"So, people are showing up to visit you this weekend and how do you react to that?" he asked. "You could be boring as fuck and panic clean everything. Which almost seems familar, but whatever. Or you could impulse buy a bunch of things on Amazon to make it look like you've got your shit together enough for this."

A beat.

"Guess which one I'm doing?" They really didn't need to guess. "Well, guess anyway."

After a moment that was in no way long enough for anyone to respond, he continued on. "Man, I wonder if they do same day shipping for this horse skeleton decoration... it's a real conversation starter."

And, with that, he basically dismissed the class from his notice to continue abusing his neighbor's credit limit.

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Pretending everything is a-okay

...yeah, let's call it a lecture.

Side note, they do not offer same day on horse skeleton yard decorations. Fuck you, Home Depot. GIVE ME MY HORSE SKELETON.

Seriously, he and Vanessa were just demolishing that twunk cop's credit rating. Thank god he'd turn to a life of crime later on.

This week cannot be over soon enough.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

... Seriously?

Apparently that was class. Negasonic packed her bags, rolled her eyes at Deadpool (Not that he'd notice) and went off to get the picnic ready for Parents' meet and greet.