fandomhigh | Debate, Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Steve, posture ramrod straight, was at the front of the class again today, pretending the weekend never happened.

Because he'd been an adorable, tiny ball of rage. And Tony had pictures and all the practice at refusing to feel shame in public situations. It should totally go on his resume. If he wrote one. "Good morning again, class. Hopefully this past weekend was much less exciting for all of you."

"And if you were drinking underage at Tony's party, we won't remember it this one time," Steve added.

Tony was trying so hard not to laugh as he looked at the class and nodded in agreement. "If you drank the beer, I think it was punishment enough," he muttered before clearing his throat like nothing happened. "Alright, so today we'll be debating an issue that has become more commonly discussed in recent years: vaccinations."

Ugh, Bud Lite with Lime.

Steve sighed. "There shouldn't even be two sides on this," he complained.

Guess who lost the toss, kids?

Tony grinned because he got to watch Steve try to pitch for the anti-vaxxers. Today was the best day ever. "Be that as it may, it is the subject of the day. Sorry, Steve." He wasn't sorry at all. "Check out the research on both sides of the debate once you've been given a side."

Watch one teacher's head explode...

"And we'll civilly discuss everyone's God given right to choose to die of preventable diseases because America," Steve deadpanned.

Yeah, just excuse your other teacher for having to duck behind Steve to crack up. This was clearly going to be a fun class today.

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"You're not wrong, but we did say to keep it civil," Tony replied dryly.

Hey. For Negasonic that was a good try at civility.

But this was for class so... she restrained from rolling her eyes and tried again.

"Fine. Vaccination shots do not cause genetic mutations or alter your brain. They prevent disease and have cured small pox, malaria and a bunch of other diseases. They've been tested and they won't turn your child into some kind of mutant."

Unless the shot has flecks of Wolverine's blood and even then there's an ugly montage of torture you'd have to endure before getting superpowers.

They didn't talk about Department H, okay? Didn't talk about it!

"Not that there's anything wrong with mutants," Tony added cheerfully. "Although I think it'd be a mutate, since the other one is a natural occurance."

Thanks, nerd.

I'm sure the legal team at Marvel have already tried that tactic when they tried to get the Deadpool movie rights out of Fox's grubby hands, Tony.

"There's nothing wrong with mutants. Or Mutates."

She added that for the nerd professor.

"However not vaccinating can lead to illness for other kids. If you don't send your kid to school because he or she has a cold, you shouldn't send them to school with the possibility of spreading disease because they didn't get the shot for measles."

The legal team could suck it! Tony managed to be from the cartoon who got the rights to at least mention the X-Men and had the Fantastic Four on screen.

"Very good. Herd immunity, right?"

Key word being cartoon. Nobody cares about cartoons. Even the people who drink Bud Light Lime.

As for Tony's comment, Negasonic shrugged in agreement. As you do.

Hey. Hey. That shit was on Crossbones.

Tony mostly just looked amused at it. "Maybe public speaking isn't your thing."

It really isn't.

"Am I supposed to debate herd immunity now?"

That question was mostly respectful.

"Do you think you should?" Tony asked. Wow, way to be that teacher, Tony.

"No," she said flatly. "Off topic. I've made my point. Did I win or what?"

Straight and to the point.

Tony seemed to consider it. "Sure, but you didn't exactly have a strong opponent and need to watch the insults."

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