Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 9/2

[captainskullpoopl]

There was no teacher in the room by the time class was scheduled to start. No, it was about ten minutes after the fact that Deadpool came wandering on on with a pumpkin spice latte. Because it was fall, motherfuckers. According to Starbucks, at least.

"Hey, you're still here. Maybe. Who knows if you waited or not," he said cheerfully. "Oh, different mediums. You make my jokes hard. And that is what she said."

He put the latte down to give himself a high five for that.

"Anyway, I was mostly hoping to find an empty classroom because, let's be honest here, I am absolute shit at teacher. Great in the box office and the bedroom, bad at teaching. I made my point in the same sentence. It's just eerie, isn't it?" he asked, taking a seat on the edge of the desk. His teachin' desk. "But, you know what they say... 'Never trust a Serbian with your money' and here I am. Teaching you kids because I didn't listen to it. Moral of the story: teach what you love."

How the hell was that the moral?

"It just is. Anyway, this class is about ignoring your problems. Something I'm a bit of an expert at. We should probably do introductions, but to be honest, I'll just end up calling you whatever nickname I feel like. So, yeah. What's your name and favorite way to ignore your existential angst?"

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Re: Introduce Yourself

[spell_chucker]

Khadgar was quiet for a moment before asking, "What would I get out of stealing a national treasure? Besides time in whatever prisons you all have here?"

If he was going to be stuck here for a while, there was no harm in humoring his teachers, right?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"Well, the point is to not get caught." DUH.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[spell_chucker]

"I could... probably be sneaky. I don't know if I want to turn straight to high crime though," Khadgar said with a laugh. "Surely something like throwing all my money away on wine and ladies would be a better stepping point."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

Deadpool went boneless like a child about to have a tantrum. "Ugh, I guess that's fine. You should get a tattoo of someone's name on your lower back, though. To make up for it."