Music 201 - Period 7 - 03/16/06 - Class #17

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Classroom: Apparently unscathed.
Sea Shanty Assignment: Apparently forgotten about.
Professor Ted: Apparently present.
Junk Food of the Day: A wide array of seafood and deep-fried stuff from Lobster Hut. And Twinkies.

Roster.


"Welcome back, dudes!" Ted greeted. "Hope your Spring Break was most excellent. Today we're gonna learn about music from Wizarding England. How is Wizarding England different from normal England you might ask? The difference is that the people who live in Wizarding England are wizards or witches, so it could be called Witching England too. The people who live in normal England are normal. Well, except that royal dude with the big ears. I wouldn't call him normal."

Ted shrugged. "Anyway, Wizarding music is a lot like our music, except they can make tubas explode. They have bands like the Weird Sisters and singers like Celestina Warbeck. Sounds pretty girly to me. So Wizarding England music is girly. Today's most triumphant discussion question is...why?

Why do you think music from Wizarding England is so girly?"

***

After the discussion, Ted dismissed everyone with a reminder. "Tomorrow's class is on the musical benefits of tight pants. Make sure you wear tight pants to class!"

Comments

Discussion

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Why is music from Wizarding England so girly?

Re: Discussion

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron frowns. "Maybe because they don't seem to like The Beatles?"

Re: Discussion

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"They'd rather play with their wands they produce good music," John says quickly.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Dirty," Callisto snickered.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Maybe because they've got magic to do everything for them? So they never learned to do anything rocking because they never did anything hard."

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[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer stares. He really doesn't know nor care.

Re: Discussion

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge raises his hand. And doesn't wait to actually be called on.

"Maybe the guys just don't know how to spread the word about their music properly?"

Re: Discussion

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

"Girly music to go with the girly robes they wear? Maybe?"