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Throwing Things: Lessons in Athletics and War From a Distance, Friday, Period 2

"You've all done great," Fred said. "Thanks for the memories, stay sweet, all that stuff. The only thing I have left to teach you how to throw is an end of the semester pizza party. It's a complicated process. You order some pizza. You have people eat it. Call it a party. Done! Now have some pizza and let's call this whole thing over."

Fred was ending his teaching career with class.

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PARTY!

Okay, it's not much of a lecture, but there's plenty of pizza. It's not much of a party otherwise, but what did you expect? Fred had been on a teacher's salary for months!

For some reason.

Doing this now instead of in the morning when, guaranteed, I would have no time. Possibly because I'm posting stuff at 12:30 AM. My sleep problems are an ouroboros, the dumbest snake (http://www.johnhodgman.com/post/84333705218/theaudacityofswope-om-nom-nom-ouroboros).