Throwing Things: Lessons in Athletics and War From a Distance, Friday, Period 2

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"You've all done great," Fred said. "Thanks for the memories, stay sweet, all that stuff. The only thing I have left to teach you how to throw is an end of the semester pizza party. It's a complicated process. You order some pizza. You have people eat it. Call it a party. Done! Now have some pizza and let's call this whole thing over."

Fred was ending his teaching career with class.