captainskullpoopl (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captainskullpoopl) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomhigh2016-08-15 01:06 pm
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandomhigh2016-08-15 01:06 pm
Entry tags:
Relationships for Dummies, Monday
This week Vanessa was not playing a video game or bedecked in patriotic garb. She looked normal, for a certain value of ‘your teacher is wearing a leather miniskirt’ normal.
Well, the other teacher wore a red body condom, so. Glass houses, kids. And no, that didn't make sense. But it didn't matter. "Welcome back! Hope you all enjoyed learning how to use the Olympics to destroy the chore chart of your homes."
HINT HINT.
“How was I supposed to know they would tie?” Vanessa demanded, crossing her arms sullenly. Stupid swimming. “Anyway. Moving on.”
Deadpool tossed his hands up to emote his being so over the summer Olympics. Give him curling or give him death. In that order. "Today we're gonna talk about a very serious subject. Getting into a relationship thinking that you can change your partner like a fixer upper home you see on HGTV. I mean, sure, it seems like a good idea to change the paint color at the time. But one, kinda racist in this analogy. And two, you're just changing surface things that cover up the actual issues."
“You may get into a relationship and think, ‘Oh, he’d be great if he was just not a raging Pokemon Go addict, but he can change!’ And that’s not true, because even if you convince him to give up Pokemon Go or hookers or blow, he’s going to resent it, and it’s not going to change the underlying issue that he’s inattentive or a cheater or a raging drug addict.”
Deadpool held up a hand for her to highfive. "Preach." Because they were in sync on so many things like this.
Vanessa high fived him and continued, “Everybody’s got flaws. The trick is to find someone whose flaws work with yours, or at least whose flaws you can live with. Like Wade and me. Our crazies match.” True story.
Awww. It was so adorable. So much so that he was forced to grab her hand to hold in a sappy freaking manner. "So. Assignment for the day… what would and wouldn't you change to be with someone?"
Well, the other teacher wore a red body condom, so. Glass houses, kids. And no, that didn't make sense. But it didn't matter. "Welcome back! Hope you all enjoyed learning how to use the Olympics to destroy the chore chart of your homes."
HINT HINT.
“How was I supposed to know they would tie?” Vanessa demanded, crossing her arms sullenly. Stupid swimming. “Anyway. Moving on.”
Deadpool tossed his hands up to emote his being so over the summer Olympics. Give him curling or give him death. In that order. "Today we're gonna talk about a very serious subject. Getting into a relationship thinking that you can change your partner like a fixer upper home you see on HGTV. I mean, sure, it seems like a good idea to change the paint color at the time. But one, kinda racist in this analogy. And two, you're just changing surface things that cover up the actual issues."
“You may get into a relationship and think, ‘Oh, he’d be great if he was just not a raging Pokemon Go addict, but he can change!’ And that’s not true, because even if you convince him to give up Pokemon Go or hookers or blow, he’s going to resent it, and it’s not going to change the underlying issue that he’s inattentive or a cheater or a raging drug addict.”
Deadpool held up a hand for her to highfive. "Preach." Because they were in sync on so many things like this.
Vanessa high fived him and continued, “Everybody’s got flaws. The trick is to find someone whose flaws work with yours, or at least whose flaws you can live with. Like Wade and me. Our crazies match.” True story.
Awww. It was so adorable. So much so that he was forced to grab her hand to hold in a sappy freaking manner. "So. Assignment for the day… what would and wouldn't you change to be with someone?"
Sign In
Listen to the Lecture
Discuss!
Talk to the Teachers
OOC
Re: Sign In
Re: Sign In
Re: Sign In