How to Be Awesome, Wednesday, 3rd Period

[nomoresportscars]

The Danger Shop looked like a movie theater today. Jackson was parked at one end of the back row of seats.

"Today we're gonna look at things not being awesome," he drawled. "Like this movie. Which you're gonna watch now. So sit your asses down."

Yeah, it was a movie day. Look, the island had smelled funny since Jackson had shown up this morning. As the kids filed in it became extra obvious that there was no point to having a proper class, which was good, because the weird smells were throwing Jackson off anyway.

So the movie began.

Comments

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[thewrathofkaan]

yeah but having a dick is better than having NO FINGERS

Sorry, Ada. Roscoe just didn't get the big deal about the genderswap weekend thing.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[boneyard_girl]

not when you've never had a dick and it's your 1st time dealing with Fandom fuckery. UNHAPPY DICK SURPRISE.

What? It had been!

when you wake up a girl -- because it would, probably, happen -- text me and I will bring you stuff from the store bc none of your clothes will fit. I had to wear Dante's shirts.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[thewrathofkaan]

pleeeease half my clothes are girls clothes. i'll just look hotter in them with boobs

It was an opportunity for future fashion! How could he argue with that?

there is NO FASHION POTENTIAL as a pony

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[boneyard_girl]

you might be taller or shorter and boobs make everything fit different she warned, sending him a picture of her as a boy. I was way taller.

But I bet we can find you fashion potential to get you through this week. I'll see what I find at the store tomorrow that a pony could wear.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[thewrathofkaan]

okay okay but i draw the line at one of those tutus they make for dogs wear for halloween

Sigh.

actually theres something liberating about being a nudist. maybe we should keep this no clothes thing going after it's over

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[boneyard_girl]

you like bling, right? do your wings actually fly?

Yes, Ada was trying to figure out how to style his wings. It seemed the easiest place to start.

no I do not want to see the teachers naked. nope nope nope.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[thewrathofkaan]

i can hover a little. not that impressive. can probably accessorize them a little without losing mobility

Anyway.

tbh... depends on the teacher?