How to Be Awesome, Wednesday, 3rd Period

[nomoresportscars]

The Danger Shop looked like a movie theater today. Jackson was parked at one end of the back row of seats.

"Today we're gonna look at things not being awesome," he drawled. "Like this movie. Which you're gonna watch now. So sit your asses down."

Yeah, it was a movie day. Look, the island had smelled funny since Jackson had shown up this morning. As the kids filed in it became extra obvious that there was no point to having a proper class, which was good, because the weird smells were throwing Jackson off anyway.

So the movie began.

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Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

Isabela was pretty sure wings didn't belong on ponies at all. "Your wings look cool," she protested.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"They're weird," Dante retorted. "This is all just weird."

He was white and red - a red that sometimes pulsed like it was in tune with his heartbeat or something, which was even weirder - and he had no idea why.

... okay, he wore a lot of red, but white?

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

Isabela went to bump him with her head. "Buck up."

Look, she couldn't solve this with sex (ew), drink (couldn't get the bottle open) or dirty stories (or hold a pen), puns were her last resort.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"Trying to stirrup my mood?" Dante said.

Puns. Thank god for puns.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

"More like rein in the brooding."

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"I promise I'll be back to horsing around in no time," Dante retorted.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

Isabela grinned as much as she was able with this weird pony mouth. "You'll be rearing to go."

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"Hey, you whinny some and you lose some," Dante said, and tried to give her neck a little fond nudge with his... face.

Stupid pony thing.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

Isabela nipped gently at his neck...not like that (for once).

"And sometimes you have to hoof it."

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"Just don't be a neigh-sayer," Dante said sagely.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

"Or a horse's arse."

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante held out his hoof for a high... uh, one.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

Isabela knocked her hoof against his.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[rebelseekspizza]

"Good streak," Dante praised.

Hey, look, it'd been two minutes he hadn't thought about being a stupid pony.

Re: Watch the Movie [Awe 07/13]

[good_for_six]

It was what she was good at, distracting people.

"I try."