Advanced Journalism (Wednesday, March 15, 3rd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita glared. It was anyone's guess why.

"Your assignment for next week. Fifty words on the consequences that can arise from making false statements in any form of media. You may use the period to work on it. Quietly."

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Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[fates_jaye]

"Well, Iinator wasn't thereinating the other dayinator. But it was yourinator nightinator. So unless youinate...or cloninated me...inator..."

Dude, this is hard.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"If Professor Skeeter impersonated you on the radio, it obviously means she has a crush on you."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[fates_jaye]

"Makinates sense," she says.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Skeeter does NOT have a crush on me, ew."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[mycanonhatesme]

"John, you know perfectly well that she only has a crush on you."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"So you say. I'm sure Ms. Gilmore and Mr. Crichton don't think they were there either. Perhaps you were all...intoxicated." She raised an eyebrow at Jaye.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[fates_jaye]

"No, that wasinated the dayinator before...inator."

Dammit, she's not dropping it. It's the principle of the thing.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"It could happen twice."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[fates_jaye]

"But it didn'tinate, because Iinate wasn'tinator verbally mackinating on... it didn't happenate."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"That means there's hope for your marriage!"

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"...no."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Is that because you wanna cuddle me for the rest of eternity?"

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"No, it's really, really not."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"My friend, uh, Tweeter, said you did. He told me you like me," John says because what the hell.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita blinked.

With a sigh, she waved her wand and turned John into a wee little potbelly pig.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Oh dammit, he thought he'd avoid this for one day. He starts to yell but end up snorting instead. And he suddenly feels the urge to roll around in mud.

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Eeeee! So cute!" Molly couldn't help but say. This totally made up for getting detention earlier.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory offered piggie!John a handful of jellybeans.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Piggie!John snortinates and eats the jellybeans and then tries to lick all the jellybean aroma off of Rory's hand.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly leaned over and held out her hand. She really wished she had something to offer him. "Here, Piggie!John. Come here."

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[fates_jaye]

Jaye takes a picture, because omg cute.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John waddles over to Molly and snuggles into her hand.

Re: WORK QUIETLY OMG

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Awwww," Molly said as she petted Piggie!John. "So cute, wee piggie."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John licks her hand and snorts and then rubs against her legs because itchy back omg!

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He's so cute!" Rory said fondly. "Wee little piggie. So much cuter than Satan's chihuahua."