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This week class would be meeting not in the flight shed, but in a Danger Shop that looked quite a bit like a Star Destroyer, if that Star Destroyer made a side trip through Vegas and woke up accidentally married to someone it met in a casino.

"Welcome to the Errant Venture," Jaina began. "This is a Star Destroyer that belongs to an old family... friend? who got a hold of it, painted it red, and turned it into a flying party that sometimes hosts sabacc tournaments."

Anakin was looking around in dismay. "I thought this was a computer glitch. It looks like this on purpose?"

"Yep! Ben was born on this ship," Jaina said, just because she wanted to see his reaction.

Anakin wrinkled up his nose in distaste. "It hardly seems sanitary."

"It's fine," Jaina grinned, and looked to the class. "Normally these ships are definitely sterile-looking, with plenty of officers manning them. They're military ships, and this particular ship used to be just like them."

"Until it got drunk in Las Vegas," Anakin muttered.

Jaina was not going to laugh. She was going to be professional. She'd laugh later.

"For this class, you're going to get to check things out and explore. Extra credit to anyone who finds something that'll make Professor Skywalker finally lose it about this place."

It wouldn't be that hard. Anakin was looking super judgemental.

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Super judgmental.

FN-2187

Ahsoka Tano

Tali'Zorah

Rey

Frank Doyle

Eric Bittle

Kaylin Neya

Or look around. It's a lot.

This was kind of freaking FN-2187 out, actually. Everything was almost familiar but then really, really not.

Locations include the bazaar level called Trader's Alley, the Diamond Level passenger area, a docking bay to view some smaller ships, and the casino area where you could probably play in on a sabacc tournament.

Just remember it's the Danger Shop, so you don't actually get to keep what you buy/win.

Ahsoka probably had an unfair advantage on the finding things that would annoy Anakin front. "Hey, that looks like Hondo's ship over there."

It probably wasn't, but it looked like it.

Anakin made a face. "Ugh."

"If it is, he's probably at the sabacc tables."

Or randomly holding people for ransom. Because, seriously, Hondo?

That's what made Hondo so ~~amazing~~ awful.

"Cheating," Anakin agreed, making a face.

She was surprised he'd never tried to capture Master Yoda, then he could have collected their entire extant linage.

"Harassing the waitstaff."

"Pinching some extremely inappropriate part of someone," Anakin agreed.

"Don't remind me." Why did she keep getting felt up by creepy sleemos?

"It's self-defense, even if you put him through a wall," Anakin said.

Honestly, it kind of reminded Tali of the Citadel a bit, if the Citadel were more mobile (she had no idea) and less full of people who would side-eye her on sight.

. . . she might have been taking a lot of pictures on her omni-tool.

Rey had been in Star Destroyers before, but they'd been old, disabled junk, picked through for parts. She was curious to see everything she could in a class period, wanting to see how these things had worked.

It might surprise people how quickly Frank found the bar. Of course, by the time they realized that they should have expected it, he would have already been on his second drink.

And before anyone tried to warn him that any alcohol he found in the shop wasn't real, he could tell that on the first sip. But that's why he had a bottle of his own.

One of which kind of loves this ship. The other...

For the record, the last time Jaina had been on this ship for real, Eric had turned into a pony. So there was that.

Anakin looooathed this ship. So much.

"It's not that bad," Jaina told him.

"No, you're wrong," Anakin said with a tiny smile. "This is...this is not what the Star Destroyers looked like."

"I know. I've been on one or two," she reminded him. "But this one does have its own particular style."

To say the least.

"Peculiar, even," Anakin, Killer of Fun, added.

"You and Booster would hate each other," Jaina realized, like she shouldn't have known that before.

"Probably," Anakin agreed, glancing around.

"You should wander around some," she suggested. "Maybe gamble some. Get some culture."

"This is not culture."

Culture is weird aquatic opera while Palpatine smarms at you.

"It's... smuggler culture. Or something. I don't know, just have some fun," Jaina told him.

"I can have fun," Anakin agreed, mountains of evidence to the contrary.

"Prove it," Jaina said. He should have known that was coming.

"Fiiiiine," Anakin said. No one should sound that annoyed to have fun. Really.

"Don't hurt yourself trying," she advised.

SO TIRED.

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