http://overlord-zordon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] overlord-zordon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-03-15 10:14 am
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School Announcements, March 15

Today's announcements occur shortly after first period today, as Zordon was busy reviewing some video feeds. Actually, he would have gotten that over with much earlier, but he'd decided he just had to beat his Pac-Man high score one more time. The announcements are not, thankfully, in epic poetry form because those few lines just gave me flashbacks to an ninth-grade assignment that amounted to bad Broadway musical Mary Sue fanfic in epic form, agh.

"Good morning. All students are advised to proceed with caution when approaching any of the janitor supply closets on campus today as the cleaning supplies are indiscriminately attempting to sanitize passers-by. Faculty members appear to be more or less safe; however, caution is strongly advised in any case.

In addition, will the following teenager with attitude please report to the Command Center at some point today:

Molly Hayes.

That will be all for today. Thank you, and beware the Ides of March."

[OOC: As always, please feel free to have fun with the wacky random phenomena in the daily announcements; it's purely voluntary of course. And suggestions for more wacky phenomena are always welcome -- drop them in my voicemail, or send to dean.zordon *at* gmail *dot* com.]

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