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fandomhigh2016-06-03 01:58 pm
momslilassassin) wrote in fandomhigh2016-06-03 01:58 pm
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So You Just Met Your Relative From The Future, Friday
The class met up in the Danger Shop today. Obi-Wan, at the front of the large and abnormally-for-Fandom spacious living room, seemed mildly nonplussed. "I am told," he said slowly, "That every once in a while, the island loses its mind in a particularly spectacular fashion."
"Worse than the 20 year reunion," Ben said, nodding slowly. "One weekend every year or so, many of us wake up and decide that we are living out life in a strange version of this island where there's a black market for buying sushi and I'm heir to a diamond mine fortune."
"... A diamond mine fortune?"
Someone had not fully filled Obi-Wan in on... everything. Or maybe they had, and he'd repressed it.
Ben laughed. "You've never heard about the Skywalker Fortune?" he teased. "We have this whole weird rivalry with the Winchesters. Granddad gets shot at least once a weekend, and Jaina gets married."
"I'm not going to dignify that with an answer," Obi-Wan decided. "So on this weekend, you may believe you are related to people you have never met... or your relationship to your actual relatives may be, ah, different. We thought we would give you the opportunity to... practice."
By throwing random soap opera situations at people. That'd go well.
"It'll be fun," Ben added helpfully.
"Worse than the 20 year reunion," Ben said, nodding slowly. "One weekend every year or so, many of us wake up and decide that we are living out life in a strange version of this island where there's a black market for buying sushi and I'm heir to a diamond mine fortune."
"... A diamond mine fortune?"
Someone had not fully filled Obi-Wan in on... everything. Or maybe they had, and he'd repressed it.
Ben laughed. "You've never heard about the Skywalker Fortune?" he teased. "We have this whole weird rivalry with the Winchesters. Granddad gets shot at least once a weekend, and Jaina gets married."
"I'm not going to dignify that with an answer," Obi-Wan decided. "So on this weekend, you may believe you are related to people you have never met... or your relationship to your actual relatives may be, ah, different. We thought we would give you the opportunity to... practice."
By throwing random soap opera situations at people. That'd go well.
"It'll be fun," Ben added helpfully.
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