fandomhigh | Working With Jerks, Wednesday, May 25, 2016 [third period]

There were pizza boxes scattered around the classroom when people arrived. That would normally be the makings of a great day, but only if you completely forgot what this class was about.

"It's pizza day," Tony said cheerfully once everyone had shuffled in. "Only all the good ones have been eaten." He lifted the lid of a nearby empty box to show the delicious crumbs and grease spots left behind. "And what's left is... well."

"...what the heck is a 'cauliflower crust'?" Steve demanded, looking unbelievably betrayed by his pizza box.

Tony gave the class a look that clearly said 'see? see the abomination of pizza left for you?' Because he was a cruel man. "There's also the one pizza without any cheese because of the one person who is lactose intolerant. Now, we can order more if people can come to a consensus on what they want."

Oh, that was likely to happen.

"Oh, and everyone needs to pay for it," Steve said. "We'll divide the bill evenly based on how many people, not how much you eat."

Just for added injustice, naturally.

"If not... you can learn to enjoy cauliflower crusts and what might be vegan cheese," Tony said kindly. That smile was totally kind. Not at all evil.

"Or you can try to order Chinese?"

Ordering Chinese as a group has never once, in the history of mankind, ended well.

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Pizza!!

Isabela

Dipper Pines

Eric Bittle

FN-2187

Velma

Kaylin Neya

Why, pizza. Why must you betray us this way.

Order new pizza, or order Chinese, or bitch about your cheap, ungrateful coworkers as you eat what's left over. Your choice!

"Okay. This is simple," Dipper said reasonably. "We just order individual pizzas since we have to pay for it anyway. Won't that work?"

"They only sell extra-large," Steve said. "And it's extra to take off the anchovies."

"We should just eat the food that's left," FN-2187 reasoned. "There's no sense wasting rations." Also, he didn't know what pizza was in the first place, never mind cauliflower crust or vegan cheese, but he was sure it was fine. Also, also, he didn't have any money to pay for his share of the unnecessary extra rations they were talking about buying.

"Food's food," Kaylin agreed. She'd certainly eaten a whole hell of a lot worse. And she was used to money pretty much always being tight or non-existent.

"Pretty sure my how to be a villain class has nothing on this," Velma muttered. Still, she was able to eat pizza now and not have to worry about calories or how her thighs would look in her uniform so bonus.

Who may have stories about trying to split the bill among the Avengers and which ones pretend their suits don't have space to carry a wallet...

Or assume the billionaire in the room has money on them at all times. Clint.

Tony was giving the gluten free pizza a look like he was willing to try it. Because it was still technically pizza.

Steve was not eating the cauliflower pizza. Pizza was meant to be folded in half and he was sure if he did that there, he'd end up with a lapful of cashew cheese.

Also, cashew cheese?

Yes, this class is an excellent way to vent about sucky coworkers, why do you ask?

BUT WHY IS IT SQUARE?!

Working With Jerks, Wednesday, May 25, 2016 [third period]

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Listen to the set-up!

Figure out the problem!

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Talk to Steve and Tony

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